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I went out of my way to upgrade my video cards before the Witcher 3 hit.... I installed another 7870. (actually an R9 270X)

This is an interesting way to look at how destroyed my parent’s house will be if nukes ever get launched at the US.

“rooting for Peterson is still really weird. It’s not like he un-beat his kids.”

Nobody is ever pumped for that band.

*Him not needing to act

Like... Judge Dredd... or Demolition Man

You know, I think my cat smells good. My wife however doesn’t. I don’t know why.

Really they should just be blamed for building their entire team around 1 player. Stop the child abuser, and you stop the entire team. Seattle proved that.

Fallout 4 didn’t have enough consequence for your actions.

Jet (Beau Billingslea) is the voice of Barret?

“Do the Mario” meaning, walking.

I know their implications are for sex...

“...This isn’t my world....”

“The most dangerous weapon she has at her disposal is a left head-kick that can stun women even through their guards.”

Aaaannnd she utilized it perfectly.

Well, they are both round...

I am sore as all hell from working out, all of my muscles in my core ache. Just breathing I can feel every bit of my back and chest.

The amount of pain I just felt while laughing was totally worth it.

I really want to import one of these now. I wonder how terribly illegal it would be here in the states. There appears to be NO safety whatsoever.

I second this wholeheartedly.

Bought one of these in 2010. Haven’t used anything else since.

This reminds me of the internet story where the guy is meeting his girlfriend’s parents for the first time, decides as a joke to act like he’s never seen or heard of potatoes (in any form) and stubbornly sticks with it as they get more infuriated with him.