I am sore as all hell from working out, all of my muscles in my core ache. Just breathing I can feel every bit of my back and chest.

The amount of pain I just felt while laughing was totally worth it.

I really want to import one of these now. I wonder how terribly illegal it would be here in the states. There appears to be NO safety whatsoever.

I second this wholeheartedly.

Bought one of these in 2010. Haven’t used anything else since.

This reminds me of the internet story where the guy is meeting his girlfriend’s parents for the first time, decides as a joke to act like he’s never seen or heard of potatoes (in any form) and stubbornly sticks with it as they get more infuriated with him.

Likely the water you put in it was actually higher quality as it was regulated.

I’m picturing Lobster Lady as an overweight hambeast wearing a mumu with a mustard stain on it. A floral one at that.

Correct me if I am wrong but, wasn’t Iran also the most progressive and freethinking country in the region when they were under a democratic government?

I still say, 5 minutes in a real car with a real manual, you’ll get it down.

can... can I work for you?

Skinny Roshi won the world martial arts tourney though....

Sorry... “Jackie Chun” won.

I’ll preface this with stating, I am a Packer fan.... and my entire family are Vikings fans.

I remember watching that MNF game when Freeman made that catch. It was almost better than the amount of deflation in the room when Gary Anderson missed that kick in 98.

5 out of 12. Not a bad amount to own.

I know I am a proponent of brand loyalty toward Windows, but I feel I have a decent reason.

I think the worst part about this one is the flipped joystick and d-pad. You are a monster for doing that.

Thought it was “She’s got Marty Feldman Eyes.”

Manual takes about 5 minutes to learn in a real car.

He looks like he’d be a Doctor Who villain of the week.

how.... how does he keep it that clean looking and still eat?

“This fuckin guy..."