I know I am a proponent of brand loyalty toward Windows, but I feel I have a decent reason.

I think the worst part about this one is the flipped joystick and d-pad. You are a monster for doing that.

Thought it was “She’s got Marty Feldman Eyes.”

Manual takes about 5 minutes to learn in a real car.

He looks like he’d be a Doctor Who villain of the week.

how.... how does he keep it that clean looking and still eat?

“This fuckin guy..."

I can't wait for the Kaizo take on it.

Also his son, Schtoltenheim Reinback IV

rockauto.com

personally, I loved VIII, but.... IX was better.

“Ah... My Space Armor!”
“We get it! You're from space!"

Not Florida.... Surprising.

This is also why I like driving a small car in the city. I know I’m going to fit anywhere I go.

I actually started a search for a pre-1994 pickup truck in good condition recently for the same reason. I don’t want a FERD F-TEENTHOUSAND. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8P5vG…) I want a shovel. A box on wheels that does it’s job. A truck that could hit a tree, and I would be worried about the tree. I could fix it…

To quote the infamous George Costanza...

“Well of course they’re trying to screw you! What do you think? That’s what they do. They can make up anything; nobody knows! ‘Why, well you need a new Johnson rod in here.’ Oh, a Johnson rod. Yeah, well better put one of those on!”

Hell, just use front snap kicks with the ball of your foot.

Reminds me of Brad Pitt’s character Mickey, the pikey bareknuckle fighter from Snatch.

Nah... he’s just Irish. It’s that crazy Celtic blood running through him. (Source; also Irish)

Miyamoto!