Not Florida.... Surprising.

This is also why I like driving a small car in the city. I know I’m going to fit anywhere I go.

I actually started a search for a pre-1994 pickup truck in good condition recently for the same reason. I don’t want a FERD F-TEENTHOUSAND. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8P5vG…) I want a shovel. A box on wheels that does it’s job. A truck that could hit a tree, and I would be worried about the tree. I could fix it…

To quote the infamous George Costanza...

“Well of course they’re trying to screw you! What do you think? That’s what they do. They can make up anything; nobody knows! ‘Why, well you need a new Johnson rod in here.’ Oh, a Johnson rod. Yeah, well better put one of those on!”

Hell, just use front snap kicks with the ball of your foot.

Reminds me of Brad Pitt’s character Mickey, the pikey bareknuckle fighter from Snatch.

Nah... he’s just Irish. It’s that crazy Celtic blood running through him. (Source; also Irish)

Miyamoto!

Greatest facial hair.

I drove passed an old NSX yesterday.

But aren’t they slug people? Wouldn’t he just have a Pneumostome?

Would be only better had she cosplayed as Princess Zelda....

Who said Namekian lungs are in their chest?

Nah. That abridged is totally worth it.

Exactly my first thought.

Remember “Strike-Beard” Conan?

World War 2?!?! THIS WENT BACK AND RETROACTIVELY STARTED ALL THE ENTROPY IN THE UNIVERSE THAT WILL EVENTUALLY CAUSE THE DESTRUCTION OF EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have always been a fan of WD.

I have met that man in person. He is bigger that you’d think. I would not want to be hit by him.

The only time I really ever watch Let’s Plays is to see if a game is worth buying.