I can't believe "Laramie" got cancelled.

"Dead, wrapped in plastic she is." —Yoda

Kind of reminds me when Morgan Spurlock tried to eat the double quarter pounder in "Supersize Me" and failed, throwing up in the parking lot. So Nathan's more of a man than Morgan Spurlock.

Popeye's red beans and rice is badass. I actually went on the internet trying to find a recipe so I could copy it (there are several).

The "Nymphos!" scene was the freaking funniest, most over-the-top thing I've seen in a while. "Death by Snoo-snoo!"

The only other thing my dad watches other than the Weather Channel is the Outdoor Channel. Seems like every time I go over Ted Nugent's on there. One thing I can say about Ted, he never lets up. He has a constantly running monologue going, no matter who he's talking to, about hunting, raising kids, Democrats,…

I don't know what movie you're speaking of, but I've seen "Razorback" about the gigantic feral pig in the Outback. Nice 80s cheese. Lots of POV shots from the giant razorback careening through houses.

I would dare to say that Christopher George was in more crap movies than Leslie Nielsen. And he didn't even have an "Airplane" to redeem himself.

No shit. FORBIDDEN PLANET, people. 1956. Groundbreaking science fiction. Monsters from the id. The Krell.

History of the World—Part II: Jews in Space

I think that was "The Enforcer" and Cagney and/or Lacey got machine gunned and died speaking her last words in Harry's arms.

My wife sat near white supremacist David Duke on a plane once. She said several people asked for, and received, his autograph.

All I know is, this movie has Sandra Bullock in it, which means my wife will add it to our Netflix queue as soon as it comes out on DVD.

Extract
Why do I get the feeling that a lot of the target demographic for this film probably don't even know what the hell 'extract' is as a product? Or is that the point? I just don't know why it's the title. Doesn't seem to me that a lot of thought was put into the title.

Clap.

"Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins" just saves time and does this right in the title.

"Knotting Hill" is the one about the cadets in the Coast Guard Academy and their eternal quest to learn how to tie "The Perfect Knot." Lou Gossett, Jr. plays the drill instructor who tries to drum them out for not knowing a sheepshank from a Turk's head knot. The lead character has nowhere else to go.

And one episode of "Twin Peaks" where everyone's trying to figure out who the mysterious hotel/restaurant critic who never reveals his identity is.

Yeah, if you've noticed cats have a survival instinct and usually run like hell instead of jumping out at you, unless you step on their tail.

Don't all of Dirty Harry's partners end up dead before the credits roll?