Very clever.
Way to trick me into going to The Decider.

Remember Ptery the Pterodactyl on PeeWee's Playhouse?

Throw Roland Emmerich in there too. There's a director whose movies all sound like they should be awesome on paper, then usually turn out to be overbudgeted trash. He can film some great visuals, make great trailers, and some pretty awesome special effects. But then you're left with "10,000 BC", "Godzilla", "The…

So I guess Michael Bay had never heard of that little indie flick titled "Top Gun".

And they did it all with slide rules and computers with less computational capacity than your cell phone. Pretty good, I say.

One installment of the government bank and insurance industry bailout cost more than the entire combined budget of NASA since the beginning of its existence. I read that somewhere on the internet, so it must be true.

42. The Secret of Life.

That's a lot of kids to have growing up angry, bitter, resentful, and rebellious toward you.

It's a recession. I buy those solid colored shirts, $8 apiece from Wal-Mart. I'm married already, so what the hell.

I watch a lot of BBC America, specifically Top Gear and The F Word, and very rarely have I heard of their "celebrities". So you do have some shitty celebrities over in U.K. I think most of them are off Eastenders, which I've never seen.

Who Are These People?
Jun? Whang? Jesse? George Foreman?

I thought Green Acres was the original agribusiness comedy.

I'm siding with the Amy Winehouse will live forever crowd. She does 180 degrees opposite of what you're supposed to do to live a healthy life, so that means she'll probably outlive us all. Like my grandfather that smoked and ate nothing but deep-fried foods and never went to the doctor and lived well into his 80s. …

"Black Book" was so over the top and unbelievable. I was expecting a lot more from that film. And it just went on, and on, and on….

I like the first guy on fire that runs past him in a blazing inferno of personal hell, and Cage yells, "Hey!……HEY!!!" like he's mad that the guy's ingnoring him.

An American Werewolf in Paris, Texas. Directed by Wim Wenders. Starring Hairy Dean Stanton.

So….
…this is not about American Idol sensation William Hung and his ongoing off-key quest to cover Cyndi Lauper songs?

My wife just took my kids to see "Night at the Museum 2" this weekend, after it's been out for how many weeks? I stayed home and mowed the lawn in the 103 degree heat and think I got the better deal.

My thinking is that Uwe Boll would do it on the cheap; Burt Reynolds would probably play the judge. Michael Bay's average shot length would be about 1.5 seconds and the soundtrack would be by Aerosmith; and Woody Allen's the kid would be a neurotic nebbish mess. I threw Allen in there because he doesn't get…

Hypothetical Question
Someone is holding a gun to your head. They are producing a film adaption of "Blood Meridian" and forcing you to pick a director or they will shoot you. Your choices are 1) Michael Bay, 2) Uwe Boll, 3) Woody Allen, or 4) Sweet, sweet death.