Have you read this man's Twitter account after the release of any major sci-fi movie? The condescension comes hard and fast.

It's also a fantastic, pitch-black examination of the American "dream" and what happens when a couple begins to wonder if they ever really loved one another. Strap yourself in for two hours of beautifully filmed, fantastically acted grounds for divorce.

And after the Trump Administration sells off federal lands to the oil companies, we'll have some baked Alaska.

Oh man. Spoonman is not going to be happy about this.

Wanna have your mind blown? Watch this speedrun of TMNT:

Well, they definitely didn't mention the threat of allowing Communism to spread across Indochina.

And just moments before the draft begins here in New York, we've got breaking news…sources have just confirmed to Adam Schefter and ESPN that the Browns have traded their #1 draft pick to Jerry Jones and the Cowboys for…and I can't believe I'm saying this…"A sack of magic beans."

We're really not going to top "Ein Sexmonster"

Last night I protected my Twitter account, changed the password to something I pulled from a keygen site without looking at, and logged out. Then I deleted the app from my phone. I've cut myself off and if I want to go back, I've got to make an effort. I might start using it again - but not for the foreseeable…

It absolutely is not - that's why they just laid of 9% of their workforce and are shuttering Vine (And why another round of layoffs is reportedly coming next week.)

Well, she's certainly no Ivanka.

Always just the 30, but they've covered all of the major first-party titles anyhow (And enough worthwhile 3rd party ones.) I suspect next Christmas you'll see the SNES Classic Edition (Maybe in two years - depending on how sluggish Switch sales are.)

The expectation was they'd vote straight Banana ticket.

I blame…the sea.

My upvotes were all I had!

They had great success after financing the Max Payne games, where knocking back 3 bottles of acetaminophen in a matter of seconds heals bullet wounds rather than resulting in colossal liver failure.

Damn you, laser pointer guy!

Dammit guys, unprofitability is the cornerstone of podcasting!

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I expect every showing, in every theater, to have at least one "That's GOTTA hurt!" shout during its runtime.