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My favorite illustration in the LoZ booklet was always the little stumpy-limbed Link drinking a potion (On page 25, for those playing along at home.) Runner-up: stumpy-limbed Link holding the Triforce in triumph.

Ahhh, the Super Mario Bros. manual with the mention of "The old 'Domino Effect' (Ask your parents)"

You mean that $500 3rd party aluminium thing with HDMI output?

That's probably true of any metro area in the country, really.

If Phil Simms hosted "Face the Nation"

In a spiritual sense, you mean.

Be sure to check out Revolutionary Road if you'd like to see her in one of the most gratuitous topless scenes I've ever seen in film. The mother all unmotivated bedsheet drops, an absolutely unnecessary, briefly titillating thing that just leaves you feeling scummy about the objectification/treatment of women…

I don't know that Carrey really started to fall off until he did How the Grinch Stole Christmas in 2000. The Cable Guy is great, but not what anyone expected from him at the time, and I'm still disappointed that he didn't pick up an Oscar nomination for The Truman Show (Meanwhile Roberto Benigni was nominated - and…

I watched a good bit of it on HBO recently, and it's such a weird film. It juuuust manages to find a balance between the clear studio mandate of keeping the tone and aesthetic Burton established, and Schumacher's obvious desire to pay homage to Batman '66 (So much unnecessary signage…)

"Hey, Jim. Can I call you Jim? Hey, Jim. What's the best way to avoid statutory charges? Feel like this is an area of your expertise, you coked out creep."

Ed Harris giving Kazan an absolute death stare, Jim Carey down the row applauding heartily and Noah Emmerich caught between the two of them, half-heartedly golf clapping and cautiously looking back and forth.

I named both of the orange and black cats "Garf" without realizing it…so eventually, one of them had to be changed to "Gorf?"

Me too, girlfriend. What is this nightmare?

Last night I had to take a moment when I realized "Waitaminute…you're telling me the curtain jerker for Monday Night Raw is Prince Devitt, Claudio Castignoli and Kevin Steen (and Rusev?)"

I'm laughin' right now!

This weekend I finally finished listening to every episode in The Dollop's back catalog (Except for Cliven Bundy, Ferguson and the Iraq War, because…ugh. Hearing about those things is just going to make my blood pressure spike, even if they are funny.) Having binged almost nothing but that show for the last month, I…

A defective one that falls down and emits error noises a lot.

Seriously, ABC's throwback slate promised much more than it delivered.

"Is this show translated from German?"