...and then say its his fault.

...and then fuck it up AGAIN right after it get fixed.

One thing about this timeline - the mediocrity, ignorance and isms are out here in these streets, walking around like an ugly neckbeard dude in the ill fittingest polyester suit, wearing dollar store cologne, cheapest polyester shirt and Great Value shoes, thinking he’s looking good. I can’t with this colonizer just…

Ignoring the fact that they will let the Brotha get the job once stuff is effed up beyond belief.

*me, existing in the state of Missouri*

First you engage in genocide to steal all this land. Then you enslave other people to work it for you.

All these white male hot takes on race and racism lately have been hilarious.

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I think he’s referring to the tub of plain yogurt in his fridge.

“There was nothing here.”

I can’t read a Santorum Tweet without a #frothy hashtag comment.

I’m starting to think that he’s saying this really stupid, racist shit in hopes that the search for Santorum finally brings up the immensely stupid man, rather than this. He probably considers it a step up.

In all honesty, I thought he’d retired and was living as a gimp in some billionaire’s closet.

Indigenous peoples contributions to white colonizers? How about FOOD muthafkr? What crops you think came over on the Mayflower? They showed up with dry biscuits, moldy cheese, some beer and a few chickens. They didn’t know how to fish, and their farming skills were suited to English crops and climate. They learned…

I will be forever grateful to Dan Savage and his fans for creating that definition.

“GUARANTEED that fucker has used the term “spirit animal” before” ...

Yeah, but he was referring to a taped up guinea pig ....

So, one of the most mediocre of mediocre white men thinks nothing of the Native peoples and full civilizations that were here before Europeans arrived?

(Honestly, why do they keep giving microphones to right wingnuts who constantly talk out of their asses?)

Lindsay Lohan never had a chance with those parents. 

I also love grilled cheefe.