killinmesoftlywithyournames
Death's last sleeve of saltines
killinmesoftlywithyournames

Yeah, some of the cops did try to do their jobs. Just their bad luck they got put on the same detail as the 5th Column.  I feel bad for that dude, that whole situation is so fucked.

Epitaph - “His nuts he fried, because Trump lied.”

All of what you wrote, of course. Mostly I’m seeing why feminism had to happen. Men are so prone to violence. It’s a horrible look to go out and beat your chest and scream at other people, throw shit.

I was thinking that it was the ghost of Tip O’Neill.

Fuckin CHRIST, Trump could give two shits about you and your dear friend. Snap out of it you hateful brainwashed turd

That’s pretty fucked. Even a shot into the ceiling would have gotten these chucklefucks to go the other way. Sure, they may trample each other but you are supposed to cover for your winger. Shows how thin the blue line is; seems more of a ‘fuck you, I got mine’ than a brotherhood.

So briefly looked it up. The accidental taser leading to heart attack is true. The balls part is made up.

I know, right? But it if true , it seems some manifest destiny and Karma was at work in DC that day. God/The Universe works in mysterious ways.

There’s been so many this week. Lindsey Graham being terrified at the airport. All the Republican Congresspersons being terrified during the insurrection. 

Best way to own the Libs is to taser your balls to death because using their logic, that’s how it works.

Best Leopards eating face contest contender.

No. Fucking. Way.

I’ll just leave this here...

Trampled to death to own the libz.

She was trampled while carrying a “don’t tread on me flag”, for the lols.

What gets me is that these moronic traitors don’t care about actually inciting violence nearly as much as they want to be seen doing it. Even setting aside the whole “making real easy for the prosecutors” thing, it’s clear that they don’t care about any end results; what they want is the rush of an approving audience

Think of it practically. If Biden is assassinated, then we have President Harris. If Harris is also assassinated, then it’s President Pelosi. If they assassinate the three top leaders of the Federal Government, I don’t think we’ll have to worry about President Grassley because if things get that far, there probably

One of the deaths was a Trumper who was crushed by the crowd.

A other hilarious consequence of this flailing is that now all his RWNJ followers and family have suddenly become social Justice warriors! They’re complaining that Twitter still allows human rights abusers and Chinese censorship.

The same “blue heroes” that quickly empty their guns into a black man for sleeping in his own car or jaywalking and then claim “fear for my life” allowed one of theirs to be punched and crushed by a door (as he screams) and not one bullet or baton or harsh word was even used.