killinmesoftlywithyournames
Death's last sleeve of saltines
killinmesoftlywithyournames

Saw the Pelosi one was one New Year’s Eve, and likely by some right-wingers since they used a severed pig’s head and it says “WE WANT EVERYTHING” which is definitely some right-wing “liberals want everything free!!!!” bullshit

And rigging the election, and suppressing voters.

Through heredity and/or environment; this individual has no empathy, no sympathy, no compassion, and no ethics. He’s been that way since day one...and by day one, I mean birth.

McEnany is spot-on, actually. His response has been unprecedented. No other president has been not only so egregiously incompetent, but so malign in its intentions. Trump has attempted to politicize this for his own benefit from day one, even as he projected that depravity onto the people who were saying that this was

Those beautiful eyes, that expressive face, she is a real cutie!

That is military-grade cute. This child is so cute your mind cannot accept the reality of what you are seeing.

She is adorable. I am sure that the Emily Giffin’s of this world will handle this with grace.

Good lord almighty, that baby is adorable.

When my niece was born, my son, who was 18 months older, just said “Cheeeks!” and wanted to pinch them so hard!
She was terrorized.

I know, right? That kid’s face is 51% cheeks.

Dead. I am dead from those cheeks.

I feel so lucky that her MAGNIFICENT face was the first thing I saw when I woke up this morning! And we’re neighbors! Well sorta...she’s across the bridge from me...in a very tony town in Marin.

That’s a cutie if I ever saw one, and she’s on top of the headscarf game too!

Gaaaaaaaaah! So cute. Happy Birthday Miss Squeezy Cheeks Magnolia!

Best thing my birth thing ever did was to abandon me at a year old. Sure, if I hadn’t annoyed the neighbors with my crying I could have died since she never came back and locked the deadbolt behind her...

I have always loathed this “holiday,” but now that I have my own children I tolerate it. They give me Nutella and let me sleep in, and in return I work to make them feel all the love, support, and acceptance that was sorely missing from my childhood.

Hey Jezzies.

I was adopted as a baby, and emancipated at 14 from my second family for these reasons. I find this time of year especially hard and it’s always good to know I am not alone in this.

My mom tried to run me over with her car at Christmas and I have only spoken to her once since then. And somehow I feel like the piece of shit in this whole situation.