I am not divorced.... yet. But after 26 years, damn, there have been times...... Anyway, I digress.

She received it as a graduation present.

Strictly speaking, she is no longer parked in wet concrete. Problem solved!

The Youabian Puma immediately came to my mind when I saw this abomination.

Can’t wait for the cars and coffee footage. It’ll be a right proper massacre.

This is a direct attack on America.

How this didn’t make the cut I’ll never understand.

2dr Jeep owner here. Yank the backseat out entirely and you’ve got a big flat doggo playpen back there. Remove the rear floor flap to expose cubby space and you can keep a food dish without sliding all around everywhere. It’s big but 2dr feels small. Can confirm its a hit with the ladies, improves your mood 150% every…

Fuuuuuu whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

I came to the comments to post this picture, but you’ve already done it!

My girlfriend has a 2015 2 door and we simply took the back seats out. Her 90 pound Akita and 50 pound pit/husky love it in the back. Tons of room, even with luggage or a crate.

This is what I bought after my divorce (as a second vehicle). If you think a dog likes sticking its beak out of an open window, imagine how much it likes an open top.

Can be crazy enough to have fun in but won’t break the [recently chopped in half] bank.

To the question of “what did I check craigslist for just after posting this”, yes.

Is that an answer to anything ?

Ford Raptor is at least a close second

Your logic is undeniable.

Pull the rear seat and there is plenty of room for a kennel. I had planned to go this very route with my divorce, but, I bought a pickup instead.

Take the back seat completely out and there is tons of room and a fairly flat floor.

+1, BUT 4-door. This is probably smaller than his Mini.