“what cool hip things can I say to help my #brand?”

It is him. It isn’t like he is a actual scientist or professor or anything other than a TV personality.

Bill Nye is an idiot.

That’s the sort of thing one does when you’re posturing for your own side rather than seeking to change minds.

He’s a bit overexposed these days and I can’t figure out if it’s his own doing or a media thing. Starting to grow tired of his shtick even when I agree.

He’s a nutbag. Tucker is a tool as well, but whatever point Bye was trying to get across, it failed miserably.

It’s easy to forget because it is so fugly.

I try to forget the Bolt is on sale.

I had completely forgotten the Bolt was even on sale.

A Blazing Saddles reference posted by a Sandlot reference. I mean... why keep interneting for today? Not topping that.

... winning every track day for the foreseeable future.

Failed attempt at funny.

Someone call Kevin Bacon, Atlanta is going to need his help.

I can see it now.

I-85 falls down. I-20 lifts up. Atlanta’s interstates are statistically perfect.

We call it an opportunity. Bless our hearts.

Carrolton! A place to wake up and find bulletholes in the front of your house.

If it just wasn’t so fucking ugly...

I’m sorry you don’t understand math.

Tell you what, smart guy: figure out how to get rid of the Talibans and ISISes and Assads and Kim Jongs of the world and we’ll have all the free health care and education you want.