Holy shit. That sound when it impacts.

You magnificent bastard.

Coulda been worse. Coulda broke his coccyx.

I’m in. But I’ll need someplace to put my hammer thingy.

⭐️ for stabbin cabin.

...and I don’t need help selling.

I am genuinely concerned about the 300 or so that voted Nice Price.

You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher’s ass... No, wait. It’s gotta be your bull.

My buddy had one of these in his work truck. It was a beast. A thirsty beast.

Agreed. I despise the guy, but this shit gets old.

The 150 miles of hell that is Interstate 16, from Macon to Savannah. Oh, and hey Treutlen County Sheriffs deputies... we get it, you hate folks from Atlanta.

Hnngghh.

Will it dragon?

But you can tell that he’s keeping a close eye on the stands, just in case an opportunity presents itself.

Good point. Exactly as assholish.

UT didn’t like my Dawgs kicking their ass in the Fulmer Cup.

They are really bad. Right up there with the aluminum F150 vs Silverado in bad. Sometimes I think these marketing assholes try to make the worst commercials possible for buzz.

I didn’t, unfortunately. My girlfriend bought me the shirt. She was a keeper.