They need to sign Gritty.

I went to four Phils games last year—all wins, including a thoroughly satisfying 20-1 dissolution of the Marlins on opening night.

From the title on down, this article is pure poetry. 

“I couldn’t control you,”

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

I’d prefer he live a long, miserable life as a combination prison bitch/sex toy/toilet, and suffer every waking minute.

...you can’t get addicted to something you never try. This isn’t cancer. This isn’t Alzheimer’s disease, dementia, or something like that. This is self-inflicted.”

The first one makes sense, but the second doesn’t. Just because the law says you have to send over whatever data you have, doesn’t mean you have to keep all data. 

Some companies honor GDPR regardless of your geo location, but they aren’t required to unless you’re located in Europe. I have no idea where Amazon falls into this, but I would guess that they only handle requests from Europeans due to the large worldwide customer base and wanting to keep the potential for these kinds…

Also, Carrie Underwood can GTFO with that “women build up other women” shit. That’s the kind of bullshit Kellyanne Conaway tries to pull when people (rightfully) call her out for her terrible positions.

Taste in music is subjective. Just because one person says a song sucks, doesn’t mean it sucks to someone else. If you like a song, you like a song, and nothing anyone says will change that.

Thanks for noting her accomplishment and placing it in perspective. Little known fact (because cycling); she’s also a rad human.

I hear her kids are all straight outta Compton.

Yeah, 15 years is a heck of a run, especially in a sport where even the tiniest fraction of a mistake can ruin a race (see Mathieu van der Poel and his world champ race a couple of years back where tire choice came into play). As someone who is avidly involved in this niche area of cycling, I can say it’s really…

How many times did Marmalard say the word “heck” in those post game interviews?? I even heard him say a “shoot” and “knucklehead” - he’s really living on the edge tonight!

It occurred to me the other day that a Knicks-Wizards deal will involve a pick-swap that somehow ends with both teams falling in the draft.

Yes because medical costs here are so high - high insurance premiums, high deductibles, and high post-insurance adjusted expenses. Even with a good salary, great insurance, and lots of savings, I am TERRIFIED of getting a serious illness or injury. And for those with shitty insurance? I cannot even begin to comprehend…

Companies use bankruptcy all the time as a business tool. Individuals are different. The president had never declared bankruptcy. Trying to vilify the president for good business practice is ludicrous.

It’s amazing that you live in a world where Stephen Colbert is a bitter, angry, stupid loser and Trump is the opposite of those things. For instance, I’m pretty sure even homeless guys are happier than Trump, for God’s sake.