The advice to “Wash your hands often, especially after handling packages” would still apply, no? Grab the box, pour the crackers in a bowl or something, and wash your hands before you eat. As far as we know now, the virus lasts on cardboard for a day so after 24 hours, you should be fine but you can always continue…

I don’t get the blanket outrage for people being landlords. Are they good landlords? Do they take care of the property? Do they offer reasonable rental rates comparable to similar properties? Do they keep rent increases limited? Then what’s the problem with making an investment that provides a decent place to live?…

Yeah I thought that was really weird to have here. They took the step when so many corporate landlords aren’t doing shit.  Like why are they being called out here?

I have no issues with Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard owning a building and I think they’re being really good landlords by not charging rent for April. It’s decent and I wish my apartment complex would do the same.

Hah that was my first thought too. Ive been to three grocery stores and haven't been able to get eggs anywhere. It's terrible because it's such a high protein, low cost. So many people are out of work and this ladies complaining about having too many.

How about:

Too many eggs? What’s next , what to do with the 50 extra rolls of toilet paper? What to do if you have an extra million dollars?

Good to know who the hoarders are.

And it would be about 5 times more impressive to drive... 

This thing is in crazy good condition for its age, but it ain’t $25K crazy.

I can get a 25 year newer 5.0 for that price.

WOW! Crazy times are here for sure! That’s about 10 times what it’s worth!

If any employees from FedEx or USPS decide to reach out to tell me about conditions there, we’ll report on them. This isn’t a hit piece; I have no beef with UPS, but when multiple workers are reaching out to talk about these conditions, it deserves to be reported. No one is trying to stir up paranoia, just expose…

I’m a driver out of Worcester MA, and I can corroborate all the reports you’re getting.

No,no, no,no,no,no, they want their employees to ask law enforcement if they’d be willing to trade in their phones for store credit.

Okay.

The most clear and succinct correct take.

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Oh. Oh my.

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