How did he only survive so many years of Entourage, being such a woke, pioneering feminist?

I read the article a day or so ago had just had so many questions. How could so many doctors have misdiagnosed her on so many different occasions? How was this case even treated as “regular” murder? How is it not self defense?

He doesn’t seem really, really dumb. He is really, really dumb. Having said that, I don’t think that really, really dumb people should reap the benefits of lucrative sponsorship deals and so on if they are too dumb to handle the responsibilities that come with the perks.

Also - “Never lie to mom” and “If concocting a story in which you present yourself as a bad-ass dude bro, don’t go full Chuck Norris, but maybe just Bruce Wills”.

The “institute” is a really well-known organisation in Brazil. http://www.institutoreacao.org.br/ Why the quotation marks?

Did you miss the name of the charity - Instituto Reacao?

All in all, this was probably one of the best parables on why you should never lie to you mother. Really, really bad things will happen.

Ah, James! I wondered where he was yesterday. On top of everything, it’s surprisingly deuchey even by Jeah’s standard to skip town, being the playful 32-year-old kid that he is, leaving the actual youngsters to fend for themselves.

Who is more likely to be more threatening in a fight - a 5'5' couch potato or a 6'5' trained athlete? Yeah, I guess I just have a height fetish.

This isn’t directed strictly at you, but I just can’t get over how literal some people are being in this case.

BTW, I know my talking to myself, but does anyone know where James Feigen is? Has he disappeared into the ether? Lochte hightailed it, the two other brainiacs are having a fun time with the police, but where is he?

I know! The FBI, the fucking FBI is getting involved because this shit-swizzler got out-of-this-world drunk. It’s like an acid trip. Like a crossover between “Dude, Where’s My Car?” and “The Hangover”.

You’re not coming of as argumentative, don’t worry.

Plus, Lochte being the top dog as a much older and famous athlete, they were pretty much guaranteed to do whatever he wanted.

Just one possible reason of the top of my head - the Rio police chief did confirm during the press conference that the gas station called the police when Ryan&Co. were there. So this might have been a preemptive strike for any trouble they might find themselves in.

Fair enough. I’m just a little suspicious that the money and power surrounding them wouldn’t play any role if they were safely stashed away somewhere in the US.

While I agree it’s petty and theatrical and unnecessary, practically speaking, does anyone honestly believe the police would have ever gotten the chance to talk to any of them if they had managed to fly out of the country like their “Supreme Jeah!”?

Come on, his stupidity deserves a special mention even in the jock world. Or have you heard of any other athletes whose drunken post-competition night out ended with an FBI investigation?

True. But on the other hand, what if Lochte actually is the smartest and the worldliest of their lot? Is that even possible?

And I just LOVE how some are surprised that the security guards pulled their guns on four physically overwhelming and highly intoxicated foreigners who were being belligerent and vandalized their property. Isn’t this why the security guards exists in the first place?