He’s Dorian Gray from Penny Dreadful!

Also not a doctor and not that gross, but it just kind of blew my mind - I had to get this esophageal motility and acid test done. So I had a tubes shoved up and down my throat via my nose. Before they start the tech covers me with a hairdressing type gown “for the vomit”. I did not barf. She told me I was her first…

I’m a millennial and these books blew my mind and ruled my life. Read them or don’t, but don’t hate.

Not me, exactly but the two women walking toward me in a sporting good store. That was the moment when the zipper on my sport bra gave up the game completely and unzipped so fast I could not even react. Both sides of this stupid bra pop out of the sides of my summer dress like weird ass wings and oh boy, did I wish I…

The “breakfast” one (why the whipped feta?) literally looks like Audrey II. Don’t feed her, Seymour. Fucking take her out back and put a bullet where that egg yolk is unattractively splooshing from.

.... way to live up to your username, champ.

Fucking CHEW YOUR FOOD

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