Dr. Ashton: master of surprise pregnancy shade.

That actually indicates that the number of men who would rape is actually higher, since people are more likely to admit to antisocial behavior in a questionnaire rather than an interview.

Your problem comes from assuming that we think women are morally superior. When really, we're drawing on the ways that women are socialized to not be violent or aggressive, especially not sexually aggressive. Men are. The whole basis of feminist arguments about rape is that men are not predisposed to rape…

one in three of them say they would be willing to "use force to obtain intercourse" as long as nobody would find out and there would be no consequences.

Righhhht. And if you rape someone, you're a rapist. Despite what you think you are or what you think you feel about women.

It's not a contest.

What I don't understand is, what is "close to home?" Do they have some sort of personal history with gang violence? How does that excuse hit close to home? This sentence makes no sense.

As much as I hate the heat and humidity, I want to move to Texas, buy the biggest pickup truck there is, put a gun rack in it and open-carry all over town.

"To automatically to be lumped into that category of a gang... that hits a little close to home for us, because that isn't our intent at all," Strobl said.

I heard an interview with her mother this morning and she said, "This isn't about death, she's not going to die without the chemo." So, uh, yeah, I don't trust the mother's sanity.

America: where 17 years old isn't mature enough to be responsible for your own healthcare decisions, but it's plenty mature enough to be held responsible as an adult for murder.

This girl is clearly being brainwashed by her ignorant idiot of a mother. If her refusal to get chemo for her cancer doesn't convince you, look at their eyebrows.

Man, I was with a guy who complained that his dick was too big for a condom. I refused to have sex with him. I wish I would have been bitchy enough to be like, "Nah, playa, your dick is like maybe average. Maybe your problem is that it's uncomfortable bc the condom doesn't fit snugly enough." Men do realize that sex…

Actually, you're not telling me any new information—- in fact, I'll go out on a limb and say every single woman commenting here has heard everything you're saying multiple times in her sexual life. We know. We get it.

Er, why should WE go buy a grab bag of brands and sizes? If a guy has any previous sexual experience he should know this about himself already, and come to any potential sexual encounter prepared with condoms that fit him. If he doesn't have any available, he should not expect sex. If you're dating a virgin OK, you…

Listen, I think these guys are all bullshit. They can find a condom that fits no matter what size they are.

I have had guys say, "I find condoms uncomfortable" at which point I said, "yeah, well I find GETTING PREGNANT uncomfortable." Then they put it on or don't get any.

Right? Because absolutely none of the analogous things women have to do ever cause us the slightest discomfort or inconvenience. Hormonal BC? No side effects at all! Spermicide? Doesn't dissolve our lady parts one bit! Diaphragms? So comfortable you can't even feel them! Fertility awareness? Not an all-consuming…

This is hilarious and an excellent way of making the point but, even though I know you're kidding, I want to point out that there's no "too big for condoms" but there absolutely is "may be too big for a regular condom to operate at peak effectiveness."

Oh, these threads are always priceless. Please, dudes, explain the nuances of your personal boner comfort to us all! We care about your boners!