Is she Princeton Mom's mom?!

I so totally thought the link would be for the dude that created a flotation device for his goldfish that lacked one - OMG.

This is fucking delightful. Gaston manages to flirt and insinuate as he gets his workout in. I truly hope the actor finds a larger platform for his awesomeness. And I *never* say awesome.

Came here to say this. To steal a YouTube comment, "He doesn't even do one!" which someone then points out would totally be a Gaston move.

Excuse me, I'm going to retire to my bedroom for the next several hours....

Yeah no...i don't shame

No one's strong as Gaston,
No one's long as Gaston,
No one's got such an incredible schlong as Gaston.
In Disney there's no one with half the talent
In the bedroom and with the brawn.

I was just about to comment that this Gaston also had an argument with a little girl!

That must have been awkward for the little guy, not only was he defeated on his own challenge, his girlfriend (assuming she was there, otherwise why would have challenge some random tough guy to something physical?) will definitely have Gaston on her head for at least a couple of weeks during sex.

Seriously, this Gaston is the best. (Sounds like the same guy, at least.)

That was awesome. I love how he stayed in character: "If she can't cook and clean...."

can someone let Gaston know there is a push up contest happening in my bedroom and he is invited? And by bedroom, I mean my bed. Clothing optional.

They casted that part very well.

Wendy's can't claim with a straight face that it's legally allowed to regulate its franchisees' behavior down to their level of renovations while at the same time claiming they have absolutely no control whatsoever over staffing and pay practices, no really, Scout's Honor.

Title: THE UNFORTUNATE AFFAIR OF THE LIZARD

I'll actually be celebrating a one year anniversary of my big day of quit on the 13th of this month....it wasn't a job I quit though. I was in a very toxic and emotionally abusive marriage for 19 years, which fueled my hereditary alcoholism....making me pretty damn miserable to the point of going to sleep at night…

I moved from California to Texas with my ex-boyfriend... and left his ass there after 6 weeks. Totally QUIT that asshole.

It's not a great story, but it was so unlike me and so satisfying: