"YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE"

Congratulations, you win the award for "most pointless, pedantic, and incorrect correction in the history of Kitchenette." Your parents must be proud.

my husband told me my vagina looked like it had been in a prize fight and lost. I have nothing left to be embarrassed about.

WHAT ABOUT DIARRHEA, THOUGH? WHAT THEN??!?!?!

YOU ARE RIGHT.

Am I wrong to think that Kara was just quoting Camus, and her mother hasn't actually died (today or yesterday)?

"The military calls it 'keeping your head on a swivel' and it's probably the most important thing you can do to ensure your safety." So.... literally live every moment like I'm an Army Ranger deployed to Afghanistan? Also, those guys get paid.

"Why do women string men along and make men think they're interested instead of giving us an honest answer?"

It just made it that tiny bit more depressing and exasperating to me. She rejected him with patriarchy-acceptable ego-saving language and he still killed her for it.

"Why don't women just tell us when they're not interested????" -Reddit

Don't worry, though, there's no such thing as rape culture, and women should feel totally flattered and not at all threatened when men hit on them.

What a tragic thing to have happened. I hope her family can mourn and find peace.

Every week, without fail, somebody doesn't understand the point of BCO. Every. Single. Week.

If you're going to share a story about server incompetence, it should at least be a remotely interesting story. Neither of these are in any way interesting.

Wait. Are you the guy? Are you the guy who managed to make it 20+ years without having seen an egg cooked in any way but scrambled?

are you for real? not caring is completely understandable. having gone through life literally not knowing there was more than one way to cook an egg is BAFFLING. the thing that is baffling is HE DIDN'T KNOW OTHER WAYS EXISTED, not that he didn't know how to do it himself.

not caring how they're done and not knowing multiple ways TO COOK EGGS are completely different.

No no! I totally disagree with the people who say it's all instinct! Actually there is a lot of shit to know and the more you know, the easier it is to manage the insanity. I was lucky enough to have my MIL the baby whisperer around for my first, she taught me so much and made my life so much easier. If you don't…

Remember back in the glory days of the 1990s when men and women alike wore huge cargo pants with pockets all over the fucking place? Pockets on the arse, on the hips, on the knees. You didn't need a carry-on when flying because you had fucking pockets everywhere.

I'd like to see Plan B prescribed once a year to women of child bearing age and kept in purses or nightstand for immediate use. The term "morning after" is a misnomer since it is only effective if ovulation is prevented and should be taken immediately. I'd also like to see development of faster methods of delivery:…

... don't you mean a "A Nation of Bros has its life choices re-affirmed?"