What is UP with those fingers?? Why is the ring finger coming out there? Why is there a ridiculous amount of space between the pinkie and the ring? WTF is with that shading on the palm??

I have a hypothesis about Lady Gaga's terrible tattoo. I'd be willing to wager a small amount of money that she either drew it herself or it's some awful Deviantart fan artist, and that she brought it in and told the tattoo artist "I want THIS! I drew it myself / got it from a fan, so I want it as a tribute to all my…

I am of the opinion that, for tattooing to be a legitimate art, it has to be subjected to some amount of criticism on how well it's done. And this is garbage.

Of course, body modification is intensely personal but if you just look at the art, it's open to criticism I think.....

Judge it on it's artistic merit. Is the anatomy correct? Has the artist draped the beads properly and is gravity taken into account? Has the artist taken the surface contours into consideration and corrected for this? The whole thing is a hot mess and on the level of a doodle during a boring lecture.

This would get a contestant sent home on Ink Master.

It's damn embarrassing is what it is.

I've only got the one tattoo, so I'm no expert. I mean, maybe there's a good reason that Lady Gaga's bare ass has to be fully exposed while the artist works on her upper back. Maybe.

Gaga's tattoo looks more like a #Crustacean4Life

Conversation I had the other night around 11:30pm after parking my car in Brooklyn:

"She paid rent, and she was there probably three times."

I dislike Lena Dunham as much as the next person, but can we please have the courtesy to believe her story and sympathize?

Forget it, she's a racist from a family of racists. The kid needs to be taken into protective custody.

If she's suing for the funds it will take to relocate her family and keep them afloat until new jobs are found, I'll allow it. That seems like an expense that is necessary for this child's well-being that would not have been necessary but for the mixup. If she's suing for emotional distress, she can get bent.

Poor Payton.

Don't be fooled. Don't be fooled into thinking that she believes that the removal of embryos is as bad as killing a human being. What she really means is that the killing of Jews is as serious as killing a 5-week embryo. TRUST me. That's how much she cares about the killing of Jews, Roma and gay people. Very little.

This post about targeted farting had way too many farts. Do better next time.

You do realize comments like this make me want to post 15 Cropdusting BCO's in a row, right? Man, I was going to do a Dumb Customers BCO next week and everything, too. Can't do that now, guys, Yotsuyasan ruined it for the rest of the class.

Pushing together some tables doesn't seem like a big deal? If you have the tables open, does moving them around a bit really cause that many problems?

I worked at Outback Steakhouse for a long time, and I remember my manager kicking two customers out on the spot, forcibly removing their dinner plates from in front of them. There had been a couple seated nearby (regulars there, sweetest people in the world), who just so happened to both be blind. And they would…

Seriously, fuck that last family. I would have done every unsanitary thing possible to their meals short of giving them e coli, and even then I would consider it.