Honestly I think you sound rather whiney and incredibly immature. Not everyone is lucky enough to have parents that truly care. And yes, most parents prefer that their kids not binge drink or have random casual sex so maybe don't tell her like every other parent child relationship.

Does he know that you need him to step up and be more of a partner than a kid?

"exclusivity is tough when you think you can always find something better"

This tide of female emancipation has led to a "princess-and-the-pea syndrome" – her "pea" gets all the attention, while everything else gets sidelined.

I haven't dated much in America. Is this a common thing?

Are you kidding me?? He couldn't stay hard and he's blaming your pubes? He's a giant loser. Please don't ever see him again.

NEXT. That guy is a loser and probably learned everything he knows about sex from porn.

Several things really: 1. The asshat who did not bother to tell me that he was engaged despite many, many opportunities to do so FINALLY noticed that I have removed him from all outlets - except for one. Dammit, I forgot G-chat which is where I find this message "are we not friends anymore?" No. No, you doofus. We are…

She was there when we needed her. She did not intrude.

Wait, wait, wait, hold the phone, Wiz Khalifa is only 27? God, I hate being reminded of how many people are my age or younger that are astronomically more successful than me.

From the excerpt on Elle's website:

There is a line of thought that freshmen who are often the heaviest drinkers (away from home, freedom, desire to achieve some mythical "college" experience, etc) will drink hard alcohol quickly and secretly to get drunk before heading out because it is harder for them to drink in bars or at parties. Because they…

what is it like having your every day work conversations being about triboobs and poop and butts? is it wonderful? surreal?

THIS ISN'T AN AIRPORT

oh my god that's the single best thing I've read today. Next time someone says something about how important their job is I'm going to use this line.

...and trying to bargain his way into the table ("I'll just sit here until they come! It'll be fine!").

HERE COMES ME AND MY BABIES I MADE THEM BEEP BEEP MAKE ROOM FOR US

I'm sure farting without any visible physical reaction is a skill she mastered long ago.

Nothing will ever top that story.

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

Karen Milton: