Ahh yes, the C. Mongomery Burns Plan.

Wow! You’re going to blame the parents of the child who was bullied rather than the piece of shit parents of the bullies?

I’m just glad those good ol’ boys found out what happens when you try that in a small town.

Replace the radio/detonator in her hand with an Activia yogurt and there would be zero doubt. 

Also “A House is Not a Home” as performed by Luther Vandross, and, *some* would say, Jeff Buckley’s version of “Hallelujah”—I certainly wouldn’t say that (because I bizarrely really like Leonard Cohen’s singing voice,) but some would.

You didn’t play HiFi Rush? I’d give it a spin.

Not really. Sony’s whole case (and by virtue, the FTC case) is completely dependent on getting a judge to say “Nintendo isn’t a competing console maker”. Without that statement, Sony’s whole case falls apart. At that point, all MS does is point as Nintendo and say “They’re #2 and they haven’t had a Call of Duty since…

Looks great, guessing built on the same engine as Sable [which I really enjoyed].

Do NOT start with The Road if trying to avoid depressing as hell, since it’s pretty much the bleakest read there is (while being 100% worth the experience). Blood Meridian is not much better. If he doesn’t want to start with a book that closely matches a movie he’s seen then I’d go with the Border Trilogy. You don’t…

To me, while I always found Culking excellent as Roman, he became a revelation from the season 3 finale onwards. Season 4 is his season because, more than watching a character evolve on screen, we got to witness an already good actor become great. It felt new episode after episode and I didn’t expect any of the things…

I mean, I love them, but they’re not serious people.

Every actor has worked on bad movies at some point in their career.

The rest of the comments are completely blah, but I agree on talking about the ex. It would read as wildly inappropriate if say, Bill Hader had an interview where he talked about missing “his ex, Rachel Bilson’s tight pussy.” Of course, I haven’t actually heard anyone freaking out about that part, just the…

Yup, I made the mistake of voting for her, too. It didn’t take long for her to show that she is a bought and paid for ‘politician’ who makes, or at least made, almost zero effort at even hiding the giant ‘For Sale’ stamped on her forehead. Just an endless onslaught of open corruption that directly tied into her voting…

It shouldn’t come as a surprise given the madness going on with Republicans these days but it’s somehow still kind of shocking how prudish and small c conservative people are in 2023. Bilson’s comments were pretty fucking tame. And the manhandling thing? Only fucking morons who need trigger warnings to breathe would…

UGH SERIOUSLY. I have a friend who campaigned hard for her back in ~2009 or so and one of the biggest things he was excited about was that she’s bi and unafraid to be open about it. I thought that was great and still wanted to look at her policies and such instead of just voting off her being queer........ but…

It sucks that she was sex-shamed out of a job. However, I have a bit of a contention with her saying that she never said anything inappropriate, because (and maybe this makes me a prude) I don’t think it’s appropriate to talk about a partner’s body (ie, Bill Hader having a big dick) unless you explicitly have their…

You’re not alone. I own virtually every console, and I’d estimate that the Series X got 95% of my gaming hours in the last year-plus. Outside of Demon’s Souls, none of the PS5 exclusives have hooked me. The Switch has been a complete waste of money because I’m just not a fan of Mario or Pokemon or cutesy colorful…

I might be alone here but I don’t particularly care for exclusives. I’d just rather have a good platform with good games that functions. My Xbox gets more use than any of my other devices that have good exclusives save for the few weeks I’ll play a zelda or a Spider-man. I still have no intention of getting a PS5 just…

Your implication presumes a non-existent and faulty premise: that Wall Street operates on logical fundamentals all the time.

Sometimes? Yes. All the time? Absolutely not. You know where it breaks down fully? When it comes to the valuations of companies, particularly when they’re the targets of mergers and acquisitions.

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