Nah, he’s going with the “I’m-just-asking-questions” defense.

in the span of 24 hours, he retweeted Sebastian Gorka, Donald Trump, and Jim Rome.

Thats when you put your hand all the way up your girls ass to the elbow and work it so she moves her mouth like a muppet. You haven’t tried it before, prudes around here jeez.

It’s different in different parts of the country, but in Florida it works like this.

I’m just here to learn what the muppets position is.

Costello: Who’s in third?

He almost became unglued. Almost.

Scottish building codes do not seem....stringent.

Holy shit, the wind’s gone plaid!

Argentina still can’t beat an island of fishermen & farmers.

Is anyone else bothered by the headline’s reference to ‘Disturbing Abuse’? It just made me wonder whether that was to distinguish it from Exciting Abuse, or Hilarious Abuse, or Traditional Abuse.

I believe her. Hardwick can eat a bowl of dicks.

Holy hell, this makes the burglary so much more terrifying. He was hunting for a rape. They must have been after an unknown rapist and his burglary fit the pattern. This is really scary.

Gotta second that. “ I am intentionally revolting.” is an aesthetic I find difficult to, er...embrace.

Locking him up for just his general outward appearance would be ok in my book.

What am I missing in regards to Russian neo-nazis? Everyone should hate Hitler and the Nazi regime, but the Russians should REEEEEEEEALLY hate them. Is it just that all white nationalism gets to the “Heil Hitler” bullshit eventually, or is it a lack of understanding history?

“Can” isn’t the right question.

Ronaldo:”Florentino, I would like to stay but only if you hire Julen Lopetegui to replace Zizou.”