So you’re saying she should interview in Memphis?

Or can play defense.

Becky Hammon should invite Skip Bayless to her inaugural game, rip out his liver, and then consume it right there on the court.

Rod Wood

It gets even better.

Fine, the song is offensive, has offensive words and all that. He got two people *who didn’t even put the song on* fired over it. He behaved like a shitbag, expressed no remorse for his shitbaggery, and should get called out on that point.

Pretty sure nobody here will disagree that the lyrics were offensive. Pretty sure everyone understands that perhaps a mistake was made; music was cut and Mr. Moneta got his coffee and his silence.

“A lot of this is the fact that Obama was an ineffective president.”

Well she is the 1%, so...

“You have dealt with an unbelievable slanted and negative media and have come out beautifully” sounds 0% like something Bill Belichick would say, and 100% like something Donald Trump would say while reading a blank page he is pretending is a letter from Bill Belichick.

I’d have gone with The Beastie Boys, though that’s maybe a little too obvious.

As he glowered at the larger plane

I only do that sort of thing for the Saturday afternoon mass, never for Easter Sunday. I’m not a monster.

I agree. Convict Art Briles.

I’m actually pretty impressed with this. Usually the teens are fucking idiotic

We’re all going to have goddamn portrait-hung TV’s in the future because fucking teenagers can’t film anything in landscape.

Chief of Police William McManus is withholding comment until investigators can establish if the salsa came from New York City.

Was the shit spread out on the bread, or was it an unbroken log? If it’s an unbroken log, then why even go with the 2 pieces of bread instead of a bun? Madness. You wouldn’t eat a hot dog that way.

Ummmm...