Cross country produces some of the harrier situations in sports.

This article takes the wrong stance. The correct stance is fuck Smash Mouth. They have bad opinions, music.

If I had to rate my level of surprise on a scale of 1 to 10 where 0 is “saw it coming from a mile away” and 10 is “completely, utterly blindsided”, I’m registering about negative million.

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

I used to occasionally spill small amounts of liquid while sipping on a delicious drink. To stem the tide of rude “Hole in your lip?” comments, I now fly a small plane over the city where I plan to drink, seed the air with silver iodide, wait for rain clouds to form, then buy a drink and sit outside. Everything is…

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

I so wanted to defend the Barca players on general principle but watching the video the reactions are indeed almost comical.

Let’s all go to the 1:35 mark and look at the reaction from the Barca players. They got hit with a plastic bottle and they fall over like someone was actively punching them.

“So it is okay to blame all those bananas on Juventus? Checking for a friend.”

Yes, you are missing something from the above mishmash of words: the name of the writer. His qualifications are questionable at best. I don’t think he has watched a minute of the Premier League. Maybe the Scottish Premier League...

How about a hail Mary contest. Or a 7 on 7 round instead. Would be way more watchable. Heck, make all OT 7 on 7 and let it fly.

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

It’s a combination of their current dysfunction probably costing them more points and the number of good teams above them.

So, 6 points isn’t that much if the number of good teams above you is small, as Haisley points out though that’s not the case. Of the six teams above United, five are probably better and at half…

Certainly not ruled out this early. But getting the shit kicked out of you 4-0 doesn’t inspire a lot of confidence, especially when you have a lot of traditional powers above you.

I’ve said it multiple times on Deadspin: my interest has entirely shifted from the NFL to soccer this year. No commercials, very few stoppages and unbelievable skill of the players just makes it so much more entertaining.

the seeding sucked. mac&Cheese vs deep dish in first round? Nachos as a 4 seed? what monster created this!?

Why would nachos be a 4 seed?

I never thought I’d give up on the NFL. Growing up, there was scarcely anything more important to me than the 49ers; a shocking amount of time was spent in school scrawling their full roster in my notebooks and convincing myself that Kevan Balow, Rashaun Woods, Ahmed Plummer et al would be superstars. My dad had…

Bitching about TV ratings going down and yet you insult the intelligence of your viewers. Nice Rog.

Look, domestic abuse typically affects women, but touchdown celebrations could be damaging children, male children at that. I think it’s appropriate that mentally and physically torturing your wife for years gets you a 1 game suspension, but possibly altering the air pressure in a football deserves over a year in…