I’m putting up with Ohio winters and sorely miss California politics and forethought.

People act as if it is their duty to get offended by everything.

Racing teams should all adopt mascots who do cartwheels and silly dances, just like sports teams do. Just hopefully, not racist ones, like sports teams do.

God forbid good looking women willingly perform jobs they choose to take where they can take advantage of their gender’s beauty. I for one would like to live in a world where no exposure of beauty is allowed, for it is obscene and hurts me deeply.

You can steal a lock of Donald Trump’s hair from any Golden Retriever.

Fuck Tony Stewart in his down under. I’m still mad about the Rusty Wallace incident of ‘05.

I can’t wait to wreck these things with my phased plasma rifle (in the 40 watt range).

If that face was any more basic it would be my face

I for one welcome our new robotic overlords.

Anyone ever think that Tesla operates like a pyramid scheme? I mean, they always announce these products like 2 years out and ask for cash deposits if interested. Then when the product reaches the launch date, it barely trickles out then all of a sudden, new products are announced again with another 2 year wait with…

Or better yet.........DAJIBAN!!!!!!!!

Anger management much?

The article says the intersection has all way stop signs which means it is supposed to be a three way stop. And it had no lanes marked at all so there were technically no turn lanes. Your take proves exactly why they did this. People didn’t know what the hell was going on there.

That’s especially weird considering she has a white grandmother. If people had been successful in shaming Barack Sr. and Ann Dunham from kissing, we wouldn’t have had a President Obama or a Malia.

Also disappointing; Black twitter giving her shit for kissing a white dude. Because in 2017 interracial relationships aren’t ok anymore I guess?

Talk to me when it’s discovered she colluded with the Russian government. Amirite Kush and Donny, Jr.?

where did you get this footage of me every night?

I always put cheese on fish sandwiches I made at home. Maybe I'm a weirdo.