Nancy’s points are legendary, and growing, but I’m just talking about this article and giving Ms. Judge some love...she swung for the fences and owned trump in the process.

“She hit that man with the “per my last email,” which is office-speak for “Bitch, I already said…””

The point is it’s not the fucking fans fault that after a generation of mismanagement and the franchise completely not giving any fucks about the fans’ experience.  I’m sorry Norman isn’t getting the love and validation he needs, but he’s directing his criticism at the wrong place.  

I laughed so hard that I didn’t realize there was a literal trail of tears running down my face

Well, I’d be very irate right now if I weren’t laughing so hard...take your star, you delightful bastard...

ALL my stars. All of them.

Oh, you’re a bad, bad person. +1

So you’re saying the fans offer support to the players, but then try to take it away from them?

RBG, I dunno the odds of you also having my AB+ unicorn blood type, but my ribs and anything else you need are there if you need them!

I like to believe Parkour was taking place when RBG went down. 

Telling a respected professor and PhD to open a book...it’s like he’s just too lazy to tailor his misogyny to the target. At least show some pride in your shitty craft, dude!

For yearbook comments, sure. I think it's the sexual assault thing that has people hung up. Weird how there are certain things that no matter how long ago they happened prevent you from achieving one of the highest, and only lifelong, positions this country has to offer.

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

This is really going to complicate his supreme court confirmation hearing in 2052.

Really, the problem here isn't that the flavors are all out of whack in your ranking, but that you even bothered to rank the flavors of neapolitan. They all suck. On their own, they're all fine, but together, it's just senselessly abusing your taste buds.

Let's be real, no one does this. Their bowl will consist of 75% of their favorite flavor, the other 23% strawberry, 2% is the accidental vanilla when you scooped the chocolate

Does it come with a special tool for extracting and discarding the vanilla?

I can't imagine wanting Neapolitan-ice-cream-tub vanilla ice cream in my bowl.

No offense, man, but your food-ranking skills are nonexistent.