Maybe he just should just replace the spear guns with walkie talkies.

Riot argues that FTX’s reputation has been so thoroughly trashed in the past few weeks that being even remotely associated with the failed exchange is causing Riot harm.

no one needs 99% of cars. We could all get along fine with a boring blob car that gets you from point a to point b.

I think Spielberg could fix this by making a film where a kid (with father issues) befriends a shark, a la Free Willy. It might help us see sharks not as bloodthirsty monsters but gentle, friendly creatures of the ocean.

“bloodthirsty portrayal of the mammal”?

Ask to talk to nearly anyone that’s bought a telluride in the last 2 years. With markup and options, they’re over 60k in Colorado, but you’ll see one at every stoplight. 

Riot knew they were partnering with a pyramid scheme when they signed the deal.  I have no sympathy for them now that they’re in the Find Out phase.

Perhaps they are people who want an electric car with proper body panel gaps?

Or what?

At least it’s a black bear.

You know there are enormous numbers of people of all races dying of opioid overdoses now, right?

Actually, 2022 was a pretty good year for them to establish credit, invest, and thrive. It’s been a bear market, you know.

Bears don’t have credit cards, how does he chop out lines?

Profitable is good, but for expansions, such as building new facilities, often a company needs to raise capital via things such as selling stock.  Tesla’s price being down causes that to be less of an option.  Bonds are another option, naturally, but stock is used as well for good reason.

A tall, giant blue-tinted humanoid figure stands over the edge of a massive waterfall. He disrobes, and hesitantly drinks a mysterious substance from a ceremonial cup. Almost instantly, he starts convulsing, his body physically decomposing and breaking down. His dissolved corpse tumbles into the waters below, and we…

Well, it starts with Adam Driver in a hot tub with John Cusack...

Ok, now I’m moistening...I mean listening.

Chekhov’s asteroid

I just hope it ends with the KT extinction event, since setting it any other number of millions of years in the past wouldn’t have had the opportunity.

I’ll be there in the theater as he runs out of ammo, shrugs, and pulls out a lightsaber. Jedi Spacemen vs Dinosaurs, the matchup we all have wanted to see ever since Boba Fett showed up in the Holiday Special.