Better than tax farmer. 

I worked for a government agency a while back. I ordered a $7.00 stapler from Amazon (Red Swingline) and sought reimbursement and the freaking finance guy came to my office and chewed me out for it. 

I almost bought one of these new but decided I was too old for a car like this. A few weeks later I met a guy in his 70s who had one and loved it and I felt stupid for not getting it. 15 years later I bought a new Si and I love it. 

I friend of mine was a chef for years and he ditched that and took a job at a marijuana dispensary a few months before COVID hit. He couldn’t believe how much better working at a dispensary was than being a chef. He was amazed by this thing called “paid sick leave.” He had trouble understanding that he was “actually…

Nice pull of a deep cut from Mad Magazine. 

But Porsche came up with new names for their SUVs. THey didn’t just call them 911s. 

We will ALWAYS need guitar players. You’ll be fine. 

At had a TSX during that time period and I loved it. But I would have loved it more if it was called an Integra (or something) instead of TSX. 

Of course it was.

But Pink Floyd in a Dune trailer makes sense for historical reasons. 

It’s an awesome nod to the fact Pink Floyd was slated to do the soundtrack to Dune when Jodorowsky‎ tried to make Dune back in the ‘70s. 

No, you look decidedly unepic and more like some generic YA fantasy movie crossed with a crappy DC franchise!

Those poor gorillas.

These days when I bring women back to my place, they’re just impressed that I have books at all. 

I have no options for seeing the results.

Casinos are socially acceptable for the wealthy. How prudish do you think the wealthy are?

“Temporarily” right. 

They are pretty common in Arizona. 

I was describing this movie to a friend and he was like “So it’s like Species?” I replied “Yeah, it’s Species, if Species was an art film.” 

Cloud Atlas was awesome. It was an absolute trip.