For real. Yesterday someone on MSNBC was talking to a man from the national guard, they were broadcasting the call. The reporter asked if the national guard guy had any important messages to convey- his answer was, “DON’T SHOOT. If people are in stores taking food and supplies, they are in survival mode, and we’re…

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Tom Llamas calls 3 second violations in pick up basketball games.

To be fair, Llamas is Spanish for “You call.”

Typical of a Llama to spit in the face of victims.

In a lot of places its not really an opt out its a price out. Ive heard about some insane flood premiums. But I guess thats the point, they only places it would be cheap are where they will never pay out.

“In 100 years this house has never flooded at all,” Crochet told Jalopnik. “This area has never seen this amount of water.”

Might not matter. The national flood insurance program has been broken for years. Getting a payout is extremely difficult after one of these events, and there’s the potential that the program could go broke over an event like this.

uh, he’s got a foot and a half of water in his house, pretty sure he’s worried about more than just his cars.

Wow, I really need to see the video. How on earth did he manage to get that lifted so high without, well, a lift? Bravo.

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I’ve lived in America all my life. “True Christians” believe all sins disappear the moment you say, “I like Christ.” Therefore it doesn’t matter how you actually treat people in real life. Christians are absolutely the biggest assholes I’ve ever known, almost uniformly, because they wear a “Get out of jail free” card…

Guarantee every red penny will go to “relief.” Relief of the pastor’s fears of not squeezing every last penny out of every last rube he can find.

Response of the day:

He is literally asking people to pray for Houston and tweeting a link to donate to his church. I’m not joking.

Using a lowly RS7 in that rendered video is kind of insulting isn’t it?

For those Jalops who don’t know about Fancy Kristen, go do some reading. Can we please not let this tongue in cheek article devolve into yet another “I can buy a 6000 sq foot house with 14 garages and 138 acres for the cost of that Manhattan parking space”?

everyone knows fancy kristen doesnt stay in NYC in august.

Well, alrighty then.
Enjoy your fancy enclosed entrance driveway area place.