know when I’m being boofed.

Hank Scorpio will never not get a star from me.

Winston looking for all the world like an actual good NFL quarterback is one of the most depressing things about football lol.

As a fan of neither team, I’d lean towards the Crab Leg bandit. Mainly because Mariota, like (insert mobile QB name here) is one major knee injury away from all of his value disintegrating.

Remember that scene at the end of Cast Away when Tom Hanks goes and sees his wife and she’s filling him in on all the things that have changed since he’s been gone and he wants to clarify that Nashville actually has an NFL team now, but doesn’t seem all that excited about it?

Nashville is basically drowning in recent transplants. Valueless bros from Indiana or Illinois or Iowa or any other shitty “I” state. Man buns and tank tops and TOMS and backwards hats. Vapid, Coachella-reject girls that lap up Nashville’s new Instagram culture. OMG DID YOU KNOW THERES AN ATM FOR CUPCAKES?!?!

Every year I start to type something about lame expansion teams and I have to remind myself that they used to be the Oilers.

I worked for a white conservative who was on that “I think Obama was bad because he didn’t do enough for black people” shit.

Read a book.

She’s lovely.

Read a book.

“He hasn’t changed his position, he has just changed the words he is saying.” Katrina Pierson.

Blue lives matter. What, was you born a police? That is not a blue life. That is a blue suit. If you don’t like it, take that suit off, find a new job, because I’ll tell you right now, if I could quit being black today, I’d be out the game.

Some of the most sickening rhetoric after police kill people of color comes from Fraternal Orders of Police/police unions, if you put it side by side with quotes from Bull Connor or George Wallace you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. They already have damn near immunity, are they looking for sainthood after…

Fucking awesome news on Afghanistan. Absolutely fucking awesome. /s

Because we didn’t learn from the absolute mollywhopping Russia took there in the 80's (I mean, shit, Rambo III was practically a paean to mujahideen fighters in that conflict; my, how times change), we got into a land war in Afghanistan in 2001.

...I…

Hasn’t done much yet? As in, goal scoring or playing at an elite level?

Baltimore is a quaint DC-area community. I go there to eat often.

Tragic. Take away sports and kids will grow up to be useless unproductive bums who lay on their couch all day commenting on Deadspin waiting for their Dominos to arrive.

I think he stays through the WC. He’d be smart to continue to build on this and hopefully have a strong showing for the USA in 2018. I don’t think he ends up at the LA Liga powers tho. Probably in the EPL and probably with an American owned team like Liverpool. I’d rather see him star at an English team like that than…

The fact that his name isn’t already a household name with casual American sports fans is big indictment of Fox’s inability to market soccer.