“One dude should change his name to “Weber” since I just grilled him so hard.”

Enough bickering. I think somebody needs a timeout.

Uhhhhh....What. Really, there’s a point where a job stops being a job and more of a way to pass time. When you’re 71 and a multi-millionaire, being “exploited” is inapplicable. You’re not stitching shoes together in a nike sweatshop for 4 cents an hour, you’re a voice actor making hundreds of thousands of dollars an…

For a guy who’s 71, has a net worth of 65 million dollars, was making an estimated 300,000 dollars an episode, quitting over back-ends and merch is pretty goddamn silly. How much money does one really need? Especially for a voice actor. At one point, I think the simpsons (Which I love to this day, There might not be…

Quick question: Does anyone know when Mike Tomlin’s suspension will be coming down for Bellrunghazi, or when that investigation will be complete? I mean, I’m 100% sure Roger Goodell, who cares deeply about the integrity of the game and considers player safety to be of paramount importance, must be furious with the…

That was all code for — We Can’t Manage or Plan for Shit, so quite often we have raging fires which must be put out at all hours of the day (weekends too) so we might need your sorry ass here at a moment’s notice, and you can’t be an hour away, especially if you use public transit, which has rush and non-rush skeds,…

In terms of emasculation and “we are going to highlight your biggest weakness for everyone to see,” this is WAY more entertaining than Hack-a-DeAndre.

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I have two from my cousin:

When I was in college I bartended at burger restaurant.

Apparently, there’s a SFW counterpart to Rule 34 - I did a GIS for “mug of chino” (also, let me just say that a top result before I switched to images was Yahoo answers of somebody asking cuz they were too embarrassed to ask their friends what a “cup of chino” was is, well, sad), and I found precisely what came to…

Adam Morrison looks awful.

Well, to be fair, actual robbery is probably 100% robbery, but your point still stands.

Pssst. Don’t tell anyone, but pretty everything in life is 99% robbery.

Two theories on the timing:

Re: his contract, how likely is it that he has some sort of non-disclosure kind of thing in there? I need a Simmons ESPN hatchet job so, so, so badly. Dude knows where some bodies are buried for sure.

“My firing reminds me of the 1980 playoff series between the Celtics and 76ers, where in game 5, Larry Legend hit 5 of 19 from the field while Dr. J put up 25 ppg in the series. Bird got smoked in game five while I sat in the rafters of the Garden with my Dad. He sat that dumbfounded for a good 45 minutes before we…

Prediction: The two Simmons’ gesturing wildly in unison on the related stories is going to give someone a seizure.

At this point, I honestly can’t tell if this is all an act or if he’s got the coolest life of any 9 year old in the universe.

Did he just admit he’s on steroids?