“Eat on Monday what everyone forgot they put in the fridge on Friday.”

I add a modifier. do those ALONE. not with friends or with a group. Alone to focus on each other and not others.

I’m in my late 20s. Still single, but lately I’ve been thinking about real estate prospects vs. renting.

Yeah, this comes across more as a “how I justified pirating a game to myself”.

Yeah its nit picky of me but the comment annoyed me. home owners get foreclosed, renters get evicter. Possessions like cars and large appliances get repossessed

Your house is going to get repossessed? Is that how that works?

It’s pretty easy to tell which personalities are insufferable jerks to those they feel are “beneath” them by observing the revenge exacted by stylists and makeup artists.

HOW

“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping”

Fifteen year old me would cry because I was super depressed as a teen (I had terrible teachers) but then be like ‘I can drive a car? MY BRACES ARE OFF! I HAVE MY OWN ROOM! THEYRE MAKING A NEW STAR WARS I HAVE A AWESOME PHONE OMG’

“Lose some weight, baby girl.”

Jesus Christ, what a bunch of butts. I don’t have kids and I don’t want kids and I don’t really like kids but I do my best to nod along supportively when people talk about their kids or show me pictures or whatever because that is basic human courtesy and also I guess it’s really nice that people love their kids? It’s…

It was discovered relatively soon after Browne’s letter that the “coarse hairs” growing from the backs and bodies of Languedoc’s children were likely the bristled legs of the sarcoptes scabiei, or itch mites.

I don’t know that he always does it, or just occasionally. I think I did hear its one of the only voices he can still do.

It’s been Steve Whitmire since not long after Jim Henson died (they had a “cooling off” period before he started doing Kermit full-time). That said, he’s not young himself, so his voice likely sounds different than when he started. My kid has an Elmo app for iPad with a mixture of new and old clips and there’s a stark…

Also, WHAT is this tree??? It looks like the world’s biggest pineapple. I love it.

(7) That's Eli Manning, who could have provided more field level pictures of the fight, but he spent the entire time trying to get a selfie with the Candlestick scoreboard