just DROWN them in ranch dressing.
He also orders his second dirty martini, rocks, extra olives.

Anyone who stays living with their parents late into adulthood, is going to do this eventually - either intentionally or unintentionally

People all over youtube are missing that one key element that would make their videos soooo much better: take your 20-minute video, edit out all the not-funny parts and leave the 4 or 5 truly funny parts in, and upload the 2-minute result. Much better.

OJ Mayo! This is Steven A Smith! HAVE YOU FOUND THE REAL KILLERS??

oh dayum, really? I didn’t know that, thanks for the info. Every time I see a tweet from him or hear what he said, I’m like “why can’t players’ dads shut up about stuff?!” and you’re telling me he was a journalist this whole time lol that’s funny. My bad!

I just thought of how he and Kevin Garnett were planning on making a bid to purchase the ‘Wolves in 2017. I always loved seeing how Flip took care of his guys and he deserved at least one ring in Detroit but the ball bounced the wrong way at the worst times for them. One of the good guys; I hope he pulls through :(

Larry Fitzgerald’s father is not a journalist. I think the point sdotsom is making is that a journalist saying that the family wishes to keep things in-house, and in the same breath revealing those things to the general public and treating it like a hot take is kinda messed up. He even went as far as to predict what…

I’ve come from the future to give you one star

oh leave me alone

1.) Open TollHouse cookie dough package

1995?? This recipe is definitely obsolete by now

I tried to keep telling them not to touch it (seriously, never eat bar fruit. It’s gross.) but they wouldn’t listen, so I pretty much gave up.

That girl was irritating...Stop talking like that you little know-it-all!!

This ump must be a problem, ‘cause I don’t even watch baseball and I know who this idiot is and can’t stand him. No way an ump or a ref should transcend that far into my consciousness

He gave her a pet name, she told police: “Whiskey.”

yeah I agree, I threw that in there because I think it’s a nice look to rock a tie to work when no one else does

this is assuming that everyone drives to work or can lug a suitcase or something with their interview clothes, and has an extra long lunch that gives them time to change and then change back after the interview...for those that take the train or are on a limited time window, wearing their interview clothes are the way…

you don’t have to wear the entire suit all day...just get them used to seeing you in a shirt and tie, and you’re good. Hide the jacket if you must

I saw an article about this posted to my friend’s aunt’s FB page yesterday and instantly thought it was one of those hoax articles that aunts constantly fall for and flood FB with, and I got irritated and deactivated my account lol...so you mean to tell me this one’s actually real

haha! Oh man, so true...