Ok this is fake, right? One sounds like a high pitched air squeak, but 10 sound like the movie 300? Not buying it (but I might buy a basket full so I can try it for myself)

I gave a star and then retracted it - just too corny for me to allow it lol

More actors should go with the Tom Cruise method (at least in Valkyrie...): Don’t force an accent if it just doesn’t work. 5 people will be like “hey, didn’t the original person this is based on talk like he was from Jamaica or something?” but no one else will notice/care, but they WILL (no pun intended but…

I just don’t get it. This is all because of the stupid “customer is always right” nonsense. If someone has their night ruined and it’s because you made a mistake, by all means bow to these people and make up for it. BUT!

People can’t take a joke, even a forced one written by a team of people. Sheesh. Most of the responses are “why are you attacking it?”

I DO know someone that made like ludicrous money off selling scam water. In one of his infomercials, he actually said “it has particles of silver that are the size of an atom”. I almost fell out of my chair when he said that - I kept replaying it in disbelief...And he was raking in the kind of numbers you see in those…

Possible that she just remembered him being at the game, though, since he was likely sitting with his team on the bench...and just forgot that he wasn’t playing in the game

This reminds me of the first time I encountered The Flood in Halo...I was playing in the dark, had no idea about this being any part of the storyline - they just came out of nowhere and started whipping me with those nasty tentacle-finger-arm things and I legit screamed for a sec

I can say I’ve never given myself food poisoning in-house...it’s always someone else’s fault; usually I end up placing blame on those catering companies that have to cook food for large groups at once

yo this guy ALWAYS slows up before the finish line and STILL smokes everyone. Can’t imagine his times if he ran all the way through the line

This is something I do pretty often - I’ll see an ad for a new designer cologne so I’ll go to the mall so I can smell it, and of course it’s like 100 bathousand dollars...so then I just go on eBay and search for the “tester” or “sample size” version, and it’s like 7 bucks or something like that. I don’t stick with one…

Retail/Sales taught me that people generally are idiots, and made me really cynical. Like the “assumptive close” - why do so many people fall for that? You show them a product, and instead of saying “would you like to purchase this?”, you assume they are and say “which credit card are we putting this on tonight?” and…

So latest report is that he shot himself but didn’t quite die (very critical condition)?

:(

I hate all of these

The thing that kills me the most out of all these stories is how often wait staff is forced by management to bow to/make discounts for these kinds of people. It helps no one. Kick them out of your restaurant if they’re treating you bad or making other customers uncomfortable, and when they inevitably get loud and…

It ain’t all bad...if you make the “worst game ever”, just wait 30 years and they’ll make a documentary about digging it out of a landfill and you’ll finally be vindicated!

mmmmmm...yummy tears...

The scariest is when someone can’t stand for very long, and they do that sideways stumble and just drop to the ground...a person can kill themselves free-falling their forehead into the coffee table or curb or whatever.

How’s their speed tho? Like with Mint, I love the idea, but I simply have no use for alerts on things that happened a week ago. If a system can’t hit me up within 24 hours of something happening, I got no use for it.