WalMart and Amazon win! lol most people are gonna go buy crap they weren’t even thinking about getting, “cuz it’s on sale!” Suckaaaaaaaas

Because of this and “vocal fry”, I can’t listen to radio programs/podcasts anymore.

why u drinkin margaritas with a skraw

Sounds worse than 1960s NASA earth-to-moon radio quality for cryin out loud

If you need to know what’s in your walls, you’re gonna have to bring some new young blood for the Watcher

Best advice I’ve heard was to start planning your next vacation as soon as you get back from one. Seems to keep those “post-vacation blues” out of my system

The old “Sky’s The Limit” vertical leap program used to have standing on a basketball and balancing for 10-20 minutes straight without stepping off. One of my favorite workouts ever

I don’t know if this counts, but I did this once at a restaurant i frequented. Me and my friend gave the waiter an extra $20 in tips ‘cause he was cool and we were feeling generous. On our way out, he stopped us and said “next time you guys come in here, make sure I know you’re here. You took care of me, I’ll take…

I’m gonna take the bait and go down this road one last time...full disclosure I care nothing about the Lakers, more of a Kobe fan and Jordan is my favorite player of all time.

Correction: it’s TRYING to simulate the G-forces.

lol true. That reminded me of an old sales pitch I used to have to do in the late 90s when selling cell phone service:

everyone seems to be saying the same thing...I guess it KINDA makes sense, but I feel like (and I’m no physics major or anything, but) if you wanted to simulate acceleration and deceleration, you would have it push forward and backward, more than you would have it rock up and down. I’ve gone fast in a car before, and…

I don’t get it....it seems to be inclining and declining even when he’s going on what looks to be a straight road on the screen...it looks like a ton of fun but must be exaggerating all the moves like crazy to be moving like that

This was a huge hit with my camping group last year; definitely will be doing it again this year! I wouldn’t go as far as to call them “mess free”, though. Not as messy as holding the ingredients in your hand, but messy nonetheless

True, to a point. But if you’re just a couple months into your plan and your phone gets smashed, you have to pay like $600 for the phone (basically whatever is left on your “lease”) and get another phone on top of that.

I can’t read through all 500 of the other comments, but am I the only one that loved the headline’s use of the word “Yanks” in this context?

They know people hate 2-year contracts...so instead of fixing that model, they come up with this leasing/upgrading scam. You’re really screwed if you break your phone or decide you want to go to another carrier, ‘cause you are on the hook for the full purchase price of the phone. Don’t want to lease? They don’t have a…

People always get confused when I say I’m introverted, and they always reply with “you’re not what I would consider shy AT ALL...”

dang it if I hear that one more time! “Blackface” isn’t when a white person plays a black character dang it! WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THAT

This looks exactly like a guy at the gym where I play ball...he watches WAY too much CP3; looks like a cartoon version of the lobs you see Blake and Deandre catch