You watch too much Mike and Mike

I feel like this will never get old. I must’ve watched that a bathousand times, and just when I thought I couldn’t laugh at it anymore, I hear him say it one more time and I crack up all over again

Engrage = Engrave?

Engrage = Engrave?

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Half joking, but seriously now: Maybe it’s just me but I appreciate 2034509836 times more when someone gives me something when I wasn’t expecting it, and if I ever feel bummed/upset that I didn’t get a gift when I was expecting one, it is just a reminder of my own…

“I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE DOING THIS TO ME IN MY BIRTHDAY WEEK!!!” and hung up.

The stuff listed at the top of this article...horrible, and every time I see stuff like this I’m reminded, “WE make these guys who they are”. Idol worship is the worst, and we all do it just a little bit by praising them for the “grit” and “toughness” and “fight” and “stubbornness” which are just byproducts of their…

I can’t find a place that has them consistently around here...there’s like 1 available per day at the place I shop at, and someone snags it before I get there every single time.

Flat-iron cut and 7-bone cut all day ‘err day

Cars with electrical problems are a nightmare from that point until you finally sell it or otherwise get rid of it.

U mean LAC? Orrrrrrr.....*Edit Ohhhh u said 2012 ma badd

Surprised at the number of people who had trouble hitting their mark

That guy sitting next to her at the end, he wasn’t there when the ball was taken from her...I wonder what he would’ve done if he was there. He looks like one of those old dudes that is deceptively quick/strong, and has mad experience hurting people...he might’ve jacked that guy up on national TV and tossed him over…

lol wut? I know you were tryna zing me....I wanna get it, I just didn’t understand that one sorry....anyway, to each his own I suppose; I just don’t think he’s got the “heart of a champion” and there’s nothing about his game that I really like. Good day!

This is the kind of thing that made ET on Atari flop so hard, apparently

I think that’s why a few people keep trying to get everyone to call it “Ballghazi” ‘cause it’s more of a relevant reference. Watergate was 90 years ago. But then again, people have been saying “what chu talkin bout Willis” for the past 867 years so I guess neither are going away anytime soon

meh, y’all can have him I’m just not buying it. I acknowledge he’s a good player - I actually used to like dude - but he’s mad annoying to me now so I root against him. NBA is basically a TV show, so Dwight Howard is just one NBA character I love to hate and if you like him then all I can say is I hope he gets written…

I don’t mean “fraud” like he’s not good at basketball, I mean “fraud” like he’s not gonna come through in the big moments and just doesn’t have that quality the great ones have. Sure he’s doing good and all that but there doesn’t seem to be any real heart or determination in there, he’s not happy unless he’s “having…

This is the stuff that makes people say the NBA is rigged lol...It looked like the Clippers TRIED to lose this game. I closed my eyes after Blake hit that circus 360 layup, and when I opened them again Doc was on the podium talking about game 7. And now, there’s no way the Clippers bounce back from this. Rockets going…

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