Yeah but...there’s no such thing as “leftover Ramen seasoning” tho

Oh that ain’t nothin’ but some good old-fashioned backhanded-compliments. I wouldn’t say lonely chauvinists; more like shy, insecure, desperate guys who need to learn how to stop groveling. The only surefire way to stop is to go to the OTHER extreme for a while, going a little overboard with ridiculous quips and…

I want a tshirt that says “I’m From The News, Sweetheart”

I just love how you said, “what a bunch of butts” lol that was great

Anthony Mason was a Knick!

This whole time, I’m reading the article and then come across the line:

Oz is still doing Cookie Monster?? Wow; I thought I was hearing a new actor there, too...must be just the aging that’s changing the voice (along with the fact that there are multiple years between the times I actually pay attention)

I don’t like the most recent version of Kermit’s voice

that being said, this might be the worst TED talk I’ve ever seen lol how many Ms. Piggie jokes can you force in there?? Sheesh

wait, did dude just admit there has to be intelligence behind the design of the universe in the first 30 seconds??

Why is it always a woman reading the verdict? I don’t think I’ve ever heard a dude reading it; is that just a coincidence?

I mean your numbers are fine but you’re forgetting Kobe in 05 through early 08. Dude would go on a tear of 40+ games (and a 4 game streak of something like 50, 65, 50, 60) just to squeeze out wins on a team of Thunder-like guys and was not at all praised by anyone except his fans. If anyone even questions Westbrook’s…

This is one of those articles where if you try and scroll through to get the general idea, you will have NO idea what the heck is going on

hmmmm....I suppose I’ll allow it

I think it helps a lot if you start with bottled distilled water and boil that...otherwise it might take more than 2 rounds of boiling to get it clear - I had trouble last time I tried that

Love, Mom

Oh.

That's excellent. So much props to you two - we shall try and follow your example!

“if our knees touch, you’re sitting WAY to close to me. Back your chair up immediately”

yeah it's nuts how all that stuff is so drilled into our heads that we don't even realize how crazy it sounds. Professional hair and makeup. Professional "magazine-style" photo shoots. Dresses and tuxes at insane prices (and coming from a guy who likes fashion but isn't a fashion nut, I can say that 100% of the rented…