I'm not that young (mid 30s) but I'm definitely from the more recent "voicemail generation", where the rule is "if you don't recognize the number, don't bother answering the call". That joint goes to vmail all day and it's rarely someone I feel the need to call back. The older generation seems to feel like they HAVE…

I hate this "feature"....who comes up with this nonsense?

I was eating a cronut when I read the line about the cronut

I felt bad for the Microsoft customer; clearly she isn't right in the head....but my favorite was the Pokemon X story; good job looking out for ways to make people feel better :)

When a white guy looks younger than he is, people say he has "boyish looks", but when a black guy looks younger than he is, they say "MAN, he looks young!"

I use an app called "Stand Up!" and it's designed to make you not sit at your desk all day - little reminder pops up to get up and stretch or take a walk every half hour, so I use that time to hit up the water cooler and take a few swigs.

Old Dimitri Martin joke: "I have a time machine....but it only goes forward, at regular speed"

Haggles like a boss - STILL gets screwed by Cable bill

"trolling" now means "saying stuff I don't like"

lol @ the unintentional insults....I work in a recording studio and cringe every time I hear (or say) "that actually sounds great!", as if one is SHOCKED that such a thing could happen lol

lol so true...I'm gonna go around saying "new relic" and "new proverb" just to bother people

I think you're right - it's unnecessary to say "my personal opinion is", when you could just say "my opinion is"...

one of the phrases that kills me (usually from a tutorial on YouTube or something):

hhasdl kasldkj aalskj SOLLLLLD!!!

Right!

I mean always. Wow I went old school for a second there

I think from now on, I'm going to always proceed as if a crash is coming.

so like, you're so not prepared for the cost of living hike. Or the parking tickets. Only way I would do this again (went from Western MA to Boston) is if I was working 100% from home and was making at LEAST 20k more per year.

One time I saw (this was in the early 90s) Oprah's friend Gail King in the grocery store, and her kid was acting a fool so she hit him/her right then and there. Not like a crazy beating, but a "you stop it right now" kind of hit that probably didn't even really hurt but shocked him back into "obey your mother" mode. I…

I love how in the close-up video, you see D' turn to the bench for a split second like "what in the world is wrong with this guy?" before it finally clicks