yes!

Kill 3P0, marry R2, fuck K2, duh.

If it happens, it will be insidious as you say.

Owning a dog is one way to turn your hair grey

I have one of those too. If he’s happy, he’s drooling. And he’s a really happy cat. I do a lot of laundry.

I remember being 5 and my teacher always “correcting” me by forcing me to write right-handed. When we got in trouble we’d have to write our names on the chalkboard, and I went up to do that once and started with my left, got reprimanded, switched to my right, and my name took up a good 1/4 of the chalkboard when I was…

Same.

Well thanks for telling everyone that you’re one creepy fuck considering that you see nothing wrong with condemning a woman to die alone without her friends and family without her consent solely because you want to bang her.

...he uses false pretenses to allow her to fall in love with him (what is called dating)

Always!

Same here! I write right-handed but do almost everything else lefty, like eating and using scissors.

No wonder women kept themselves drugged all the time, if all I had to look forward to were girdles and dust busters I probably would too.

Yesterday, my two year old niece stood in a chair at the table, pointed at me and called me a “Big Baby”. She promptly tried to dismount from the chair, grabbed the side of it, swung around it like an apprentice exotic dancer on a stripper pole and bounced off the floor. My point is, Karma is real and this asshole has…

My, that’s some extreme economic anxiety!

Been saying this for a couple of weeks now. With the solid GOP majorities in so many state houses (even in traditionally purple states - thank you gerrymandering), it will be extremely important to watch how this plays out in two years.

I would expect to see a lot of GOP Governors face problems in 2018 as the country…

And that’s what I don’t get about forgiveness. Why on earth would you forgive someone who isn’t sorry in the first place? The whole act is one sided for the victim. Why is it the victim’s responsibility to be a bigger person and show kindness? What about the jerk who started it all in the first place?

Isn’t the canonical answer “You know nothing, Jon Snow White”?

Just try to avoid making the L-shape with your left hand while you are making a left turn. Especially in front of Miles F’in Teller (and yes I’m an Old and refuse to Google his name).

My religion teaches me to forgive so that I can move on with my life. If I hold a grudge and I hold the hate you hold towards me against you, it’s not going to serve me well.

I’m still mad about the woman in the grocery store yesterday who muttered “You could say ‘excuse me’” behind my back after I zoomed past her, even though I did say ‘excuse me.’ I’ve never been in the same galaxy with the kind of grace this woman has.