The link I found went on and on and on and concluded with, basically, “yeah but lefty scissors are still bullshit, so.”

I honestly don’t know either. But I do know that I cannot use lefty scissors at all because they just mash the paper.

And people wonder why lefties are more likely to lose their minds! I prefer lefty in basically everything, but (as any lefty knows) you learn how to be competent with both hands. The struggle is real. I still can’t figure out can openers, I always twist the wrong way.

I was never forced to write with either hand, so I write lefty. But I use right-handed scissors, which caused no end of confusion for people throughout my school years.

As a Brit, I was disappointed Manchester-by-the-Sea wasn’t a movie about climate change.

I stubbornly cling to the no-body-no-death rule though I suppose the same could be said about the Emperor. And Han would just come back extra-cranky, anyhow.

“Same for The English Patient. I kept wondering when the hell the movie would be over.”

I have the shittiest handwriting but righty is the way to go. I finally caved in elementary school because spirals blow and I got sick of having a goddamn mirror on my hand from the lead

I must have been a kid rebel. I remember then trying to get me to write right-handed but it didn’t stick. Take that, Rosa Lima!

I’m a natural lefty born at the tail end of “left handedness means mental deficiency”

I was having a good, but weird, laugh until I realized the headline didn’t say vegetarian.

There’s a difference between working for a customer you don’t particularly like (or even loath) vs publicly acting to prop up and celebrate them. More than that, because this isn’t just “a job” they have to deal with becoming a propaganda tool for a politician who supports legislature that may directly seek to negate…

And the Rockettes’ red glares....

My Mormon Tabernacle Choir Inauguration story:

The Beach Boys? What are they 112? 2/3rds of the original Band are dead. What are the ones left going to do grunt on stage and let loose a nice juicy one?

Against their wills, apparently:

Something nobody in my midwestern, conservative, white, fundamentalist, sunday-go-to-meetin’, shitty family could ever explain to me: if we all came from Noah and his wife, why are there different races? And then it finally occurred to me: oh, of course, white people only acknowledge the existence of white people.…

Nah, I still remember his unfunny rape joke attempt during Hobbit press tour. He’s kinda always seemed like that generic white dude who’s probably a bit of an asshole if you knew ‘im.

$10 bucks says Martin Freeman cheated on her.

Excuse you.