That’s the law where I live and I’m baffled it’s not the law where they live...

What? Any misdemeanor assault or gun charge in where I practice would come with at least 1 to 10 year gun ban. Nice to know you can pick up a gun charge in Missouri and then go out and buy a gun.

I meannn if they are going to withhold communion from him it should be on the basis that he crowed about adding a record-breaking number of death penalty eligible crimes to the penal code. But I guess that would require both logical and moral consistency?

It’s weird that it *wasn’t* suicide because they definitely built up to that. The fabulous final performance with a wistful last comment to Christopher as they walk away (“take care of her for me”) and then the cleansing routine and those looks in the mirror... I was 100% expecting Ricky to find a suicide note about…

My husband and I recently discovered a custom sofa store in our area. They have a showroom where you can test out the different cushion types and couch designs. You pick the design you like, pick a fabric, pick a size, and pick a cushion (soft/medium/firm etc). We thought that would solve all our problems because we…

Every single org that does impact litigation like this absolutely looks for the ‘perfect plaintiff.’ It’s why we all know who Rosa Parks is and not Claudette Colvin. ACLU is not a public defender, they are not required to join any particular lawsuit or help any particular organization. They don’t have an obligation to…

That’s not at all how you do coke and it’s insane to me that anyone would think looking down for two seconds equates to doing coke.

I’ve heard good things about this stuff, although I have not personally tried it:

I would spend SO MUCH money on my cat, if she ever cared about anything I bought her. Fortunately our local pet store has a generous return policy because they know cats are picky af so it’s usually, buy something, try it out, she doesn’t care about it at all, return it. I have tried all manner of toys. Let me spoil…

Other people have noticed but yeah I don’t know why there isn’t more of a conversation about it

This was a civil lawsuit though, not a criminal one. Sixth Amendment/confrontation rights only apply to criminal prosecutions.

E!’s truly iconic though extremely short-lived matrimonial plastic surgery deathmatch Bridalplasty

He’s shorting it. He talked shit about it, price went down, wouldn’t you know it somebody put in an order for $20 BILLION worth of dogecoin, and now in a week he’ll go “hey it’s actually not too bad” and the price will go up and he can cash out and win some sort of dick measuring contest with Jeff Bezos

Yeah that made me realize the author doesn’t know what they’re talking about, at least with regards to Texas grocery stores. HEB is a regular ass grocery store. Central Market is its bougie cousin.

It’s almost like there’s no ethical consumption under capitalism

He should talk to some covid long-haulers about their thoughts. Plenty of otherwise healthy people who are now dealing with a host of ongoing mental and physical health issues.

It makes sense only if it’s an intentional distraction from some elaborate Oceans 11 bank heist going on elsewhere in the building...

I’m thinking Olivia Lux for MC

“reliably good but never stunningly great” just hits the nail on Rose’s head. I couldn’t figure out how to articulate that yeah, she’s good, but she hasn’t really taken my breath away the way Symone has.

I’m fully vaccinated, was eligible before my husband was. Now that he is eligible, I keep sending him announcements about vaccine events etc. He finally told me he does not plan on getting the vaccine, at least in the “medium-term.” I was so mad at him I just went to bed because how do you argue with something like…