That and she manages to beat some sense into one of the clone troopers (Rex, I think) and, with his help, she’s able to make her escape. Then she goes into hiding for... years, basically, only popping up when she can assist the burgeoning rebel factions.

They are going to make pixar live action, Up, Cars, Incredibles.

“but inside looking out from Luke/Leia’s POV they didn’t know they were related.”

Did they miss Hopkins’s recent comment about his work in the Thor movies?: “They put me in armor; they shoved a beard on me. Sit on the throne, shout a bit....If you’re sitting in front of a green screen, it’s pointless acting it.”

Without making me watch dozens of episodes of Clone Wars, is there a reasonable explanation for why Ahsoka (who started out as Anakin’s padawan) wasn’t killed at the end of the prequels? It sure seems like we keep meeting more and more Jedis who somehow survived.

You make me laugh, Death. I’ll kill you last!

Poor Manny Bothans :(

Hey, I'm a discount caregiver! I keep trying to get the elderly residents to call me Pillboi, but you know...dementia. 

Yeah, I mean, I don't want to die either. Death kind of sucks! 

Also, everyone is a Jedi.

Time to break up the band, so to speak. (And if my comment is too cryptic, I mean it’s time to enforce anti-trust laws and break up the company into a number of smaller companies, for each of their services; streaming, store, web services, etc.)

Not going to trust a video with a doctored tweet for a thumbnail, sorry.

‘”How was Yoda even supposed to know who else was alive given how far he removed himself from the galaxy?”’

Honestly for me, I think it strengthens Lukes story. We have never had the chance to see how powerful Vader was outside of Luke and his fights, and now we get to. Seeing how violent and dangerous he was to all the Jedi who faced him, really shows you how powerful Luke truly has become at the end. Not to mention Luke…

Will this finally get streamers to leave the hellhole that is Twitch? Even Youtube is better.

Fascism only works when there’s an out-group to hate.

Cold. And accurate.

Oh, Gary, you and your wild ideas. Being locked in the house for two years at an age where your peers are the most important thing in your life doesn’t actually matter. Having a 24/7 electronic megaphone for bullying that goes home with you all day and night doesn’t matter either. What matters is knowing that somehow,…

A hearty fuck you to CNN for hosting a town hall for her right after doing one for Trump.

“How are we supposed to get our girls used to the fact that biological boys are in their locker room?” Yeah, nothing would throw off the whole girl’s locker room vibe quite like a variation in body type.