I’m married and a celibate hermit! HEY-OH!

I got a Sound of Metal notification for this?

If I ever end up divorced or widowed I know I’ll most likely become a celibate hermit.

If the movie wants to branch out, it could include Batman’s dog Titus (he’s just a dog),

If the movie wants to branch out, it could include Batman’s dog Titus (he’s just a dog)

imagine you’re dating someone who lied about getting vaccinated and then mid date they’re like, I can’t taste anything?? 

People are shitty offline too. 

I’ll have sex with a loony.

he visited an emergency room later that day

I get molten metal in my ears every time I fire up some Manowar:

I’m with you (2 mile ride to train station)- you can do it year-round through planning, but it ain’t easy and takes experience, patience, and practice. I had to work up a spreadsheet for what combination of clothing was appropriate for what temperature range (not too cold but not too hot to leave me a sweaty mess).

You probably enjoy cycling though.
You chose to ride your bike. Most people will not make that choice.

I think that’s pretty cool that you’re able to do that, but I want to offer a west coasters perspective on this too just to show you how drastically different it is here.

Any decent intelligence officer will tell you the easiest, cheapest, and best way to acquire a trustworthy asset is to recruit someone that is not motivated by money, is not motivated by political belief, and is not motivated by fear, but instead is motivated by resentment. They are the ones less likely to flake.

An electric razor?

I would look into a used LEAF.

Put some wood paneling on the side and bring it stateside as a Buick.

-Jaguar iPace

Something like this would really be perfect for my commute. There is no reason something like this could not be sold here for around $8,000. If a fortwo can pass a crash test, so can something like this.

1. There’s no way in fuck that these would pass any US regulatory standards