The dumb show before it is The Good Place and it’s amazing.

I went to an Elton John concert a few years back and decided to wear a fun/sexy jumpsuit for the occasion. I looked A++ in it. HOWEVER, about 20 minutes into the concert I came down with a case of the bubble guts and had to rush to the bathroom. I stood in line sweating and clenching my butt cheeks until a stall…

A giant moth dove into my face last night as I was doing laundry in the basement and I don’t think I’ve ever screamed so loudly.

When I was a kid I read a horror story (can’t remember who by, I feel like it might have been Joan Aiken, cos it’s the sort of thing she’d do) about moths who turned a child into a child sized moth. The powder on their bodies featured heavily in it. *shudders* wasn’t scared of moths before, but I was after.

Moths eat wool. Which is why I have cedar in all storage areas of my home.

WHY ARE THEY SO UNPREDICTABLE?>!?!?!

THANK YOU!!!! This is a real thing and moths are terrifying and until right this moment I didn’t have a sciencey word to call it and would just say, “I loathe the moth(e)“

Oh yeah. They’re covered in a dust-like substance that they leave behind everywhere they land. It’s disgusting.

I recently got a moth tattoo added to my burgeoning half sleeve. The moth itself isn’t necessarily significant, my friend/artist designed it and it fit the spot and it was pretty. While healing, and covered in ointment one day a real month landed on it and got slightly stuck and freaked me the hell out and I started…

Are moths really dirty and gross? I just thought I was discriminating because they’re ugly and hang out around lights at gas stations

Butterflies are way more likely to leave you alone though. The horror of moths is not just that they’re gross, dirty and ugly, it’s that they dive bomb themselves into your face and hair and will keep at it even as you wildly try to shoo them away. I’ve never had a butterfly do that.

Yep. I have mottephobia (legit, you guys), and butterflies to me are ninja moths - I only tolerate them slightly more than moths themselves.

Yes. Parmageddon preserves the vowel sounds in the original words, whereas Cheddarmageddon asks you to distort the “ar” sound at the end of cheddar, which is pronouned “er.” So Parmageddon is much less unwieldy.

Every time I see this one I holla out loud “You can’t never visit my house, never ever ever ever. I work to hard for this lil money to have you eating me out of couch.”

She has got to have some kind of iron or mineral deficiency. Like how you gonna be out and have an entire purse full couch cushion pieces?! Just wow!

So, that’s how you save money...

“I made responsible choices when it came to reproducing.”

“I have a family of four” means two of them are her kids. One is a grandchild. And she counts herself, because she is a person in her family. Perhaps before casting aspersions about all the kids she’s having (which, I guess she had all on her own via immaculate conception with no man involved whatsoever because…

I was on a long weekend in La Jolla and met a dude and we hit it off. We went walking along the beach at night and I took him back to my AirBnB and on the way he said he was a Trump supporter.