I literally have no idea what you are talking about, so no image created, sorry.

You want a pop song.

Really. Really? I want that dick in me a lot longer than 15% of the “banquet”. Except for some acceptable quality foreplay, whatever else you’re doing with your wang out in the open is probably nonsense, annoying, and less than satisfying. Get it in there, give it to me hard, or gtfo.

Omg dad stop

Wait, am I to take it that I am talking on a land line in this scenario?

“Females”

The difference is that this was literally one event for women, out of numerous other times where men can take advantage of the same service, at the same business. Men protesting this is petty as fuck. Christ, if you had read the post you are responding to, you would see that there are five other Alamo Drafthouse…

If it makes you feel better I can’t wear them because I have TOO MUCH torso and the damn things always feel like they are trying to slice me in half.

A baby bird in the nest that opens its brightly-colored mouth and makes a peep sound will be fed by its parents. It will continue doing this until it is a fully grown bird. Meanwhile, a baby bird that does not do this will starve to death.

Well, you know what they say about men whose eyebrows meet, right?

Another career cut short by knit cap poisoning.

Why do they all look like he’s confessing to a kiddie porn addiction? The audio does not match the visual, my friends.

I’m not mean, I just don’t take anyone’s shit. I’m a leo..from NJ. It’s how I roll. I will give those I care about the shirt off my back. But do me wrong, I’ll set you on fire while you’re wearing it. Wait..that’s a little mean.

Here’s a German word we should all be familiar with.

Ina does have a delicious mac n’ cheese recipe, but she puts tomatoes in it which has slightly tainted my opinion of her in a way I didn’t think was possible.

Neuropsychologist here. Omg had to comment on this. I’m eternally at work and never comment on social media. Hell I don’t even have a Facebook. But I made an account just. For. This. Why? Because for some reason it matters to almost EVERY parent whether or not I have children. How could I POSSIBLY understand their…

Why do I have to think about David Spade? But clearly the man is probably decent but due to being a short guy looks bigger then he is. Nothing revolutionary about that, and i’m done talking about the subject.

LOL

Bless you for having the patience to break this all down for that fool.