And the Bathroom!!

took me an embarrassingly long time

omg squee pupper please to post pics as soon as you get him and please to squeeze his weetle face and tell him i love him

I was about to flame OP with righteous fury, but I think you’ve got things covered here. Well done.

Anything else I can do to help United as a passenger? Maybe break out my torque wrench and tighten those lugs on the fuselage before I board?

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I had no patience ATALL for Olivia’s “forgiveness” for Abby. Her sorry-ass attempt to try and be somebody was doomed from the start. She’s been pouting and jealous of Olivia for too long, and she should have known this power play on her part was going to end with someDAMNbody else taking a chair to the face. She…

Show us the feet sweetie.

Privileged?

Did you also find it ironic that your friend and language cop Hymen clearly speaks English as a second language? Or at least just don’t talk too good?

Nice! With the “hart” begging me to pretentiously correct you. You give good troll sir!

I’ve had a colonoscopy, you are correct. And you make good English.

While I appreciate your concern, I make good English.

She could lose another fifteen pounds if she had a colonoscopy because she’s obviously full of shit.

OMG you’re so right.

You can’r be fucking serious.

Geez no of course don’t let your toddler ride in the car without a car seat! Where the fuck would they sit? Front seat with a seatbelt choking them?

That’s the only way motherhood appeals to me. If I’m the only parent.

I laughed. :)

You could just as easily say that the moral justification of eating a person or a carrot is just arbitrarily based on the culture you live in. Similarly you could determine that if you can kill and eat a goat, there is no reason you can’t fuck a goat. But I’m not going to sit here and be lectured by some damn…