I like Josie Moran’s concealer, but only on the face. It tends to cake up under the eyes, in my experience. For under eyes I mix Nars Creamy Concealer (this stuff rocks) with a tiny bit of Onomie eye brightener and just put it on the dark undereye stuff, then finish with an eyeshadow brush with a bit of Laura…

“He pinched me, so I punched his wrist. It’s like kicking someone in the testicles for throwing a basketball against the ground near your feet.”

I got nothing for the leg debate, anecdote-wise, but I know that every single human being I’ve met that has said some variation of “I don’t need deodorant and/or soap” has been a reeking stink-sack of vile odors.

No but you are an ableist cunt who doesn’t know body parts like legs secrete oils and she’d dead skin.

This is a really fucking stupid thing to say. Human bodies sweat and lose skin cells. How did you get to be an adult but dumb enough to believe that we only wash body parts because we get dirt on them? Do better.

You can’t tell people wash their hands after using the bathroom either. Thats no reason not too.

Adding soap and water together on some sort of cloth and then putting it on your skin.

And why wouldn’t you want to take the time to exfoliate your legs and arms? Why is this so difficult for some?

Seriously... Here we go again...

I had no idea until today that I was here hanging out with a bunch disgusting hippies like these other commenters who’re co-signing Madeleine. I feel dirty being here, now. You get in the shower, you scrub (scrub!) everything down, from head to toe (don’t forget to wash in between your toes, too!) Then you rinse and…

It just seems weird to get in the shower and NOT wash everything.

I’m really not into H&M any longer, but 30 years ago when I was an exchange student in Germany, it was Nirvana.

Tupid.

I’m getting a lot of snippy responses on how I should pay for my own wedding. Please take several seats - I was using hyperbole, we’re financially sound, I just dont want the damn gifts. I’d rather pay off the small amount that we’ll be left with after our wedding. Considering we’ve already paid for 75% of our entire…

That is the most interesting reason for watching the Kardashians I’ve ever heard.

“wide-hipped”

IN MY FERVOR AND EXCITEMENT I TOTALLY MISSED IT AND DESPITE YOUR BLATANT SARCASM AND CONDESCENSION I APPRECIATE YOU POINTING IT OUT.

Oh just stop it girl. I am sorry you have nothing better to do with your life than ATTEMPT to make a point at my expense. But I will say it again.

Which I didn’t and I wasn’t. What is wrong with you?

I had a vasectomy after the second. Anybody with more than two is certifiable.